Saturday, October 31, 2009

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN FROM THE HBWHOF....HAVE FUN!!!!














Friday, October 30, 2009

YANKEES WIN GAME 2....GHOST OF THE BABE

The World Series is tied 1-1....
A.J. Burnett outdueled Pedro Martinez on Thursday night to give the Yankees a 3-1 victory.
Burnett pitched a great game....but I thought the turning point occurred in the top of the 4th inning - with the game tied 1-1 Jose Molina made a spectacular throw to pick-off Jayson Werth at first base! That single play picked up the Yankees and got the crowd back into the game. With the Phillies retired...the first Yankee batter was Mark Teixeira who promptly cranked a home run off Pedro's hanging breaking ball!!




Game 3: Halloween night at 7:57 PM - Andy Pettitte vs. Cole Hamels @ Citizens Bank Park

ALLOW ME TO SHOWCASE THE SHEER GENIUS OF THE FANS OF THE NEW YORK YANKEES....



....SUCH BRILLIANCE....SUCH INGENUITY....REMINDS ME OF THE IDIOT THAT USED TO PRANCE AROUND YANKEE STADIUM DURING THE YANKEES - RED SOX PLAYOFF GAMES DRESSED AS THE GHOST OF BABE RUTH....



C'MON....THE CURSE OF THE BAMBINO IS DEAD....BESIDES, IF BABE'S GHOST WAS AMONG US WE ALL KNOW WHERE HE'D BE....



IT'S DEVIL'S NIGHT....HAVE FUN....AND BE CAREFUL OUT THERE....

Thursday, October 29, 2009

CLIFF "CAN'T TOUCH THIS" LEE

We ALL saw what happened on Wednesday night!!
Game 1: Phillies SILENCED the Yankees 6-1....
AND BY "SILENCED" I MEAN -
SHOVED A SOILED SHOP RAG IN THEIR YAPS SO THEY COULDN'T MAKE A SOUND!!
Cliff Lee pitched a FREAKIN' GEM!!
Lee tossed a complete game - 10 STRIKEOUTS AND A 0.00 ERA!!!
The Yankees used 6 pitchers...CC Sabathia, Phil Hughes, Damaso Marte, David Robertson, Brian Bruney and Phil Coke....
Lee became only the THIRD pitcher in World Series history to issue NO walks and throw
TEN STRIKEOUTS!!
CLIFF "CAN'T TOUCH THIS" LEE....




Game 2 - Tonight - Pedro Martinez vs. A.J. Burnett - 7:57 PM @ Yankee Stadium
GET USED TO IT....


AS I WRITE THIS IT IS 2 MINUTES UNTIL GAME TIME....
I WOULD ASK THAT ALL HBWHOF READERS WATCH CLOSELY AND KEEP SCORE OF HOW MANY YANKEES' MORONS HAVE SIGNS THAT SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THE YANKEES BEING "PEDRO'S DADDY"....









GO PHILLIES!!!!

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

HAPPY CLEAVAGE DAY!!!

HAPPY CLEAVAGE DAY!!!









Tuesday, October 27, 2009

GOTHAM TREMBLES? PHILLIES IN FIVE?? A $3 MILLION BRA???

Geez....this is turning into the BATTLE OF THE BIGMOUTHS....and they haven't even tossed out the first pitch....
Today's New York Post....




Phillies shortstop Jimmy Rollins appeared on Jay Leno's new show and provided his World Series prediction:
"Of course we're gonna win. If we're nice, we'll let it go six, but I'm thinking five, close it out at home."
Hmm....Baseball's answer to Kanye West???



Oh boy, oh boy!! It's a special day at the HBWHOF!!
The mailman delivered the VICTORIA'S SECRET CHRISTMAS 2009 catalogue!!! SWEET!!!
THE COVER:


A FEW OF MY FAVES:








So, if your wife, girlfriend, mistress, lover, booty-call....or MAYBE EVEN YOU get the Victoria's Secret catalogues in the mail - you're probably familiar with their Christmas extravaganza!!
Every year, when the Yuletide season rolls around, Victoria's Secret takes one of their TOP MODELS and PIMPS HER OUT IN A BRA THAT'S WORTH A GAZILLION DOLLARS!!!
This year it's HBWHOF fave Marisa Miller stuffed into a $3 million dollar Harlequin Fantasy Bra....




Monday, October 26, 2009

YANKEES IN THE WORLD SERIES....LEAH MILLER!!!

I'm sure you know by now....the New York Yankees defeated the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim of Orange County of California of the Pacific Rim 5-2 on Sunday night.
The win gave the Yankees their 40th American League Pennant!!
CC Sabathia was named the ALCS MVP!!
On Wednesday night the Yankees will host the Phillies in Game 1 of the 2009 World Series....Cliff Lee vs. CC Sabathia....
MARIANO RIVERA ROCKIN' THE AL CHAMPIONSHIP THREADS....




Last week the HBWHOF featured Edmonton Oilers center Mike Comrie and his girlfriend Hilary Duff.
Well, Hilary Duff's best friend is Leah Miller!!
Leah Miller was the HBWHOF's favourite VJ OF ALL-TIME ON MUCHMUSIC!!
She currently hosts So You Think You Can Dance Canada and SHE IS SMOKIN' HOT....























Sunday, October 25, 2009

IT'S OFFICIAL....THE HBWHOF HAS CHANGED ALLEGIANCE!!!

Let's try this again....
Game 6 of the ALCS was postponed until Sunday night because it was raining like a bitch....





Tonight at 8:20 PM - Joe Saunders vs. Andy Pettitte....with a zero percent chance of precipitation....

The Toronto Maple Leafs lost 3-1 to the Vancouver Canucks on Saturday night.
That makes the Leafs 0-7!!!
This morning I was perusing The Globe and Mail and noticed that there are TWO books, featuring the Leafs, on the list of non-fiction BESTSELLERS in Canada!!
Coming in at #6 is Why The Leafs Suck And How They Can Be Fixed by Al Strachan.



At #15 is Leafs AbomiNation by Dave Feschuk and Michael Grange.



Let me preface this by saying that I have ONLY admiration for those dedicated individuals who remain fans of the Toronto Maple Leafs.
I could write a lengthy dissertation on why I have decided to turn my back on this storied franchise....instead - I offer this brief synopsis....
One of my earliest memories involves a calendar, hanging just inside the door, in my father's garage.
I grew up in Kingsville, Ontario. The two predominant industries in town were commercial fishing and the MacDonald Leaf Tobacco Company. MacDonald manufactured Export 'A' cigarettes and they used to have promotional calendars featuring the Montreal Canadiens and the Toronto Maple Leafs....



When I was a kid I lived and breathed hockey. In the winter we ALWAYS had a rink in the backyard and Lake Erie was right across the street and down the hill. Back in the 1960's and '70's the lake froze SOLID and we would play hockey until it got too dark to see the puck!
On Saturday night's the ritual was gather 'round the TV to watch Hockey Night in Canada. HNIC ALWAYS broadcast the Leafs' game from Maple Leaf Gardens. So, most kids in Ontario grew up Toronto fans because they were constantly exposed to the team.
Besides, back then the Leafs were AWESOME. In the 1960's the Leafs won FOUR Stanley Cups....The last one in 1967....and
THEY HAVEN'T WON A CUP SINCE THEN!!!!
I have class photos of me, in various primary grades, wearing my Leafs jersey.
I followed the Leafs through the George Armstrong, Johnny Bower, Dave Keon, Frank Mahovlich years....through Darryl Sittler, Lanny Mcdonald & Borje Salming....through Vincent Damphousse, Tie Domi & Wendel Clark....through Clark, Dave Andreychuk & Dougie Gilmour....through Alexander Mogilny, Gary Roberts & Mats Sundin....up until this season.
IT IS OVER!!
EVERY YEAR THE LEAFS ARE THE NHL'S MOST VALUABLE TEAM. THEY ARE WORTH SOMEWHERE IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD OF $450 MILLION BUCKS!! DESPITE THIS THE ORGANIZATION REMAINS ON A DOWNWARD SPIRAL AND HAS GONE 42-YEARS-AND-COUNTING WITHOUT A STANLEY CUP!!!
LET ME PUT IT IN LAYMAN'S TERMS -
THE LEAFS SUCK!!!!!!

THE HBWHOF HAS COME TO A CROSSROAD....I'M STICKING WITH A CANADIAN TEAM....BUT SHOULD I ROOT FOR AN EASTERN CONFERENCE TEAM OR A WESTERN CONFERENCE TEAM?

Pat Quinn is running the show in Edmonton. You know....the guy that took the Maple Leafs to the playoffs EVERY FUCKIN' YEAR....then one season the Leafs didn't make it....so HOCKEY MASTERMIND JOHN FERGUSON JR. fired Quinn!!!
Geez, he's ONLY won a Memorial Cup, TWO Jack Adams Awards(NHL Coach of the Year), a World Cup Championship, an IIHF under-18 Gold Medal, a World Junior Hockey Championship Gold Medal and a Winter Olympic Hockey Championship Gold Medal!!!
He played 9 seasons in the NHL and KNOCKED BOBBY ORR THE FUCK-OUT!!!



He has a B.A. in economics(York University '72), a law degree(University of San Diego School of Law '85) and an honourary Doctor of Laws degree(McMaster University '06)....but HE COULDN'T QUITE CUT IT WITH THE LEAFS!!!!
OH, BY THE WAY, DID I MENTION....THE LEAFS SUCK!!!!!!

IN QUINN WE TRUST....



IF THE HBWHOF BECOMES AN OILERS' FAN I COULD GET DEEPLY INVOLVED IN THE BATTLE OF ALBERTA....




MY TICKET STUB FROM NOVEMBER 22, 2003....THE HBWHOF AT THE MOLSON CANADIAN HERITAGE CLASSIC....THE PRECURSOR TO ALL THE NHL WINTER CLASSIC GAMES....



THE HBWHOF AND THE WAYNE GRETZKY STATUE IN FRONT OF REXALL PLACE (AT THE TIME IT WAS THE SKYREACH CENTRE)....






HOWEVER, IF THE HBWHOF STICKS WITH THE EASTERN CONFERENCE I COULD RELISH THE RETRIBUTION OF MY NEW TEAM DEFEATING THE LEAFS!! I COULD SWITCH SIDES IN THE BATTLE OF ONTARIO....I COULD BECOME AN OTTAWA SENATORS' FAN!!!!



There are SO MANY POSITIVES....
Carrie Underwood attends Sens' games because she's dating Mike Fisher....




The HBWHOF likes the MAD SKILLS of Alexei Kovalev....



Ottawa is one of the HBWHOF's favourite cities....and I can easily attend a few games every year....



Ottawa is one of the OLDEST hockey clubs in Canada!!
The Ottawa franchise dates back to 1883....In the 1890's they were the Ottawa Generals....At the turn of the century they became the Ottawa Silver Seven and captured the Stanley Cup in 1903, 1904, 1905, 1906, 1909, 1910 and 1911....



The Ottawa Hockey Club became the Senators and won the Cup in 1920, 1921, 1923 and 1927....



The ORIGINAL Senators left Ottawa in 1934. The NHL returned to Canada's capital for the 1992-93 season....so I'm gonna have ELEVEN STANLEY CUPS under my belt....the Leafs have THIRTEEN....so I'm not sacrificing anything....



SENS CHICKS ARE HOT AND THEY LIKE DILL PICKLES....THE HBWHOF DIGS HOT CHICKS AND DILL PICKLES....COINCIDENCE??....I THINK NOT....



Saturday, October 24, 2009

RAIN IN THE BIG APPLE....HNIC....JESSE JANE

BIG GAME TONIGHT!!
A couple of left-handers - Andy Pettitte vs. Joe Saunders - 7:57 PM @ Yankee Stadium
It's raining in New York RIGHT NOW and the forecast is calling for a low near 55 degrees and MORE rain and a possible thunderstorm.
THIS MAKES A-ROD SAD....




HOCKEY NIGHT IN CANADA - TONIGHT'S GAMES:
7 PM - TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS AT
VANCOUVER CANUCKS
Such suspense....Can the Leafs make it seven-in-a-row? Can they surpass the Detroit Lions record of 0-16?? How long will it take before the CBC decides enough is enough and begins featuring Montreal or Ottawa in the 7 PM timeslot???

10 PM - THE BATTLE OF ALBERTA - MY TEAM....THE EDMONTON OILERS AT THE CALGARY FLAMES



THE HBWHOF RECEIVES SOME VERY NICE PICS VIA TWITTER.
HBWHOF FAVOURITE JESSE JANE IS CURRENTLY TOURING WITH RILEY STEELE....SHE WAS IN PARIS....THEN ALASKA....AND IS NOW IN AUSTRALIA!!
SHE'S PROMOTING HER NEW FLICK....



HERE ARE THE TWITPICS....




Friday, October 23, 2009

GAME 6....DON CHERRY....BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND!!!

There shall be a Game 6....
The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim of Orange County of California of the Pacific Rim beat the New York Yankees 7-6 on Thursday night!!
The Yankees NOW lead the series 3-2....




GAME 6: Saturday night - 8:07 PM in New York....Joe Saunders vs. Andy Pettitte

The OHL's Kingston Frontenacs held DON CHERRY MILITARY APPRECIATION NIGHT!!
Don Cherry made his entrance riding in a military vehicle and the Frontenacs rocked limited-edition Don Cherry game jerseys!!!




The game-worn jerseys have been autographed by Don Cherry and are currently being auctioned off HERE....
The proceeds from the auction will go to
SOLDIER ON - a program that assists ill and injured military personnel.





THE HBWHOF RECEIVED A LOT OF POSITIVE FEEDBACK ABOUT THIS WEEK'S CLEAVAGE DAY POST.
GUYS WERE PARTICULARLY ENAMOURED WITH ONE CHICK....



THE HBWHOF AIMS TO PLEASE....I CAN'T RECREATE THE EXACT POSE....BUT I SEARCHED THE HBWHOF ARCHIVES FOR SOME SIMILAR CLEAVAGE....HERE ARE THE RESULTS - ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND!!!






Thursday, October 22, 2009

PHILLIES ARE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES - AGAIN....MY NEW TEAM & HILARY DUFF!!!

Well....the Dodgers just didn't have a good enough team....
The Philadelphia Phillies are the National League Champions.
Philly clobbered the Dodgers 10-4 and Ryan Howard was selected as the NLCS MVP....




Remember this guy....Can't WAIT to see him pitch against the Yankees....






I DIDN'T BOTHER COMMENTING ON THIS BEFORE....BUT THE UMPIRING THIS POSTSEASON HAS BEEN BRUTAL....AND I THINK IT'S FAIRLY OBVIOUS THAT MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL REALLY WANTS THE YANKEES IN THE WORLD SERIES....



CLICK HERE TO WITNESS THE DEBACLE....

ONE DAY, IN THE NEAR FUTURE, I'M GOING TO WRITE A POST ABOUT MY LONG OVERDUE (AFTER MUCH SOUL SEARCHING) DECISION TO NO LONGER ROOT FOR THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS.
OVER FOUR DECADES OF STEADY DECLINE HAVE TAKEN THEIR TOLL ON BOTH MY PATIENCE AND PSYCHE AND IT IS FINALLY, AND MERCIFULLY, OVER.
THE HBWHOF IS NOW A CONFIRMED EDMONTON OILERS FAN.
FUCK THE LEAFS....



What do Maple Leafs players have in common with Abe Lincoln?
They can't finish a play...

....MIKE COMRIE PLAYS ON MY FAVOURITE TEAM AND HE'S DATING HILARY DUFF....NICE!!!






HERE'S SOME PICS OF HILARY ON THE SET OF HER NEW FLICK THE BUSINESS OF FALLING IN LOVE....




THE HBWHOF DIGS HILARY DUFF....








....OH, BY THE WAY, THIS IS MY NEW FIFTY MISSION CAP....
Bill Barilko disappeared that summer,
he was on a fishing trip.
The last goal he ever scored
won the Leafs the cup
They didn't win another until 1962,
the year he was discovered.
I stole this from a hockey card,
I keeped tucked up under
my fifty mission cap,
I worked it in
to look like that



Wednesday, October 21, 2009

THE YANKEES ARE SO GAY....HAPPY CLEAVAGE DAY!!!!

Well, the Yankees are on a roll. New York crushed the Angels
10-1 on Tuesday night!!
CC Sabathia pitched a gem. A-Rod homered in his 3rd straight game....
The usual Yankees shenanigans are being shamelessly played-out in the public eye....
THE A-ROD - JETER ASS GRAB....



THE ALLEGED MARIANO RIVERA SPITBALL....



YOU KNOW HOW VARITEK WRAPS WHITE TAPE AROUND HIS FINGERS SO THE PITCHERS CAN READ THE SIGNS MORE CLEARLY? WELL JORGE POSADA, SUPPOSEDLY WEARS WITE-OUT(CORRECTION FLUID) ON HIS FINGERNAILS!! WHATEVER!!
I'M WATCHING THE GAMES ON A 42" PLASMA AND I'VE CONSULTED MY WIFE ON THE MATTER AND IT LOOKS LIKE A-HA!MOMENT(BRIGHT WHITE) NAIL POLISH FROM SEPHORA....



GEEZ, THE YANKEES ARE SO GAY....



HAPPY CLEAVAGE DAY!!!








Tuesday, October 20, 2009

KOUFAX SHOWS UP AND THE DODGERS CAN'T WIN....HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIM!!!

The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim of Orange County of California of the Pacific Rim won last night. They beat the New York Yankees 5-4 in the 11th inning!!
Game 4 is tonight at 7:57 PM - CC Sabathia vs. Scott Kazmir
The Yankees are leading the series 2-1....

The Philadelphia Phillies beat the Los Angeles Dodgers 5-4.
Jimmy Rollins hit a walk-off, two-run double to defeat the Dodgers with Sandy Koufax in attendance! WTF??? The Dodgers can't even put up a "W" with KOUFAX IN THE HOUSE!!!
Game 5 is Wednesday at 8:07 PM - Vincente Padilla vs. Cole Hamels
The Phillies are leading the series 3-1....
THERE'S NO USE PRAYING, KEMP, GOD ALREADY SENT HIS REPRESENTATIVE....AND YOU STILL LOST....






































HEY, KIDS, WHEN YOU'RE ONE OF THE HOTTEST CHICKS ON EARTH YOU GET PAID TO CELEBRATE YOUR BIRTHDAY!!!!!
According to the New York Post:
Kim Kardashian will get $50,000 for celebrating her birthday in Vegas. The curvy beauty, who turns 29 on Wednesday, is getting the dough for just a few hours of partying at Tao next Friday. Also there will be sisters Kourtney and Khloe and their partners. But Kim's boyfriend, Reggie Bush, will miss the bash because of the New Orleans Saints' game against the Giants Sunday. A source said, "Kim is worth the huge fee because she's so hot. The pictures of her party will go everywhere."
....MAN, THEY DON'T COME MUCH HOTTER THAN THIS....




SO, KIM TURNS 29 TOMORROW!! KARDASHIAN'S BIRTHDAY FALLS ON CLEAVAGE DAY!!! COINCIDENCE??....I THINK NOT....


Monday, October 19, 2009

SAD MARATHON....BRADY'S BIG DAY....PHILLIES CRUSH....ANGELICA BRIDGES

I'm going to begin today's post on a sombre note. During yesterday's Detroit Free Press/Flagstar Marathon three men died.
In a 16-minute span Rick Brown, 65, Daniel Langdon, 36, and Jon Fenlon, 26, all collapsed and died running the half marathon.
Jon Fenlon was ONLY 26-YEARS-OLD!! He made the headlines in 2006 when he caught the home run ball hit by Magglio Ordonez that defeated the Oakland A's and sent the Tigers to the World Series!!
May GOD bless their families....

In football news - Tom Brady's first half performance on Sunday went down like this:
24 for 28, 345 yards passing and 5 touchdowns....This, incredibly, translates into a quarterback rating of 157.6. A PERFECT QB rating is 158.3....Evidently, if only Brady had possessed the foresight to WALK ON WATER after tossing the 5 TD's, he could have received a perfect rating!!!




The Philadelphia Phillies SMOKED the Los Angeles Dodgers
11-0....
Ryan Howard and Carlos Ruiz are sorta hitting well....
The HBWHOF REALLY digs baseball....but I'm thinking they should shorten the season....



....You shouldn't be playing baseball in November!! The same goes for hockey. The NHL shouldn't be hoisting the Stanley Cup in FREAKIN' JUNE!!! But, hey, it's all about the money - right?

There's a HUGE TRAIL OF CRAP being laid-down between Edmonton, Alberta and Las Vegas, Nevada!!
Edmonton Oilers defenceman Sheldon Souray and professional
eye-candy/actress Angelica Bridges are in the midst of a brutal battle over custody of their two young daughters!!
Souray and Bridges divorced back in 2007....but, now that Souray has signed a 5-year, $27,000,000 contract, Bridges wants a piece of the pie!! Bridges had been performing in a show at the Luxor called "FANTASY." Souray has gone to court to fight for custody of his daughters claiming that the Vegas lifestyle is hurting the children.
Bridges was forced to resign from the adult revue. Let's hope this can be resolved amicably and these two knuckleheads will take care of their kids....
HERE'S SHELDON SOURAY....





HERE'S ANGELICA BRIDGES....




















Sunday, October 18, 2009

MLB Playoffs....NFL Blowouts....Battle of the Blades!!!

Early Sunday morning the New York Yankees defeated the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim of Orange County of California of the Pacific Rim 4-3....in cold....in rain....in 13 innnings....
MR. OCTOBER - REGGIE JACKSON HANGS WITH JETER DURING BATTING PRACTICE BEFORE GAME 2....





A couple NFL quarterbacks had BIG games today:
In a 59-0 rout over the Tennessee Titans - Patriots QB Tom Brady threw for 380 yards and 6 TD's!!
In a 48-27 win over the NY Giants - Saints QB Drew Brees threw for 369 yards and 4 TD's!!
Brady padded his stats while enjoying a beautiful Autumn afternoon in New England....



OK....none of my American readers are gonna know what the hell I'm talking about....and some of my Canadian HE-MAN audience is gonna wonder WTF??....but the HBWHOF is enjoying CBC's Sunday night BATTLE OF THE BLADES!!!
For you kids who aren't familiar with BATTLE OF THE BLADES - here's the deal:
The Canadian Broadcasting Corporation has paired-up former NHL players with former Olympic figure skaters in an American Idol-like competition. Each week the pairs must perform a choreographed ice dance routine and are then marked by a panel of judges. The home viewers can vote for their favourite couple(s) by phone, text or online.
SOUNDS GAY....BUT IT'S NOT!!!!
These guys and gals are FREAKIN' ATHLETES, BABY!!!
Most of the hockey players have traded in their hockey skates for figure skates....so they're performing these routines and lifts with toe picks!!!!
Think about that. These dudes have been playing hockey for 30 years and now these chicks are trusting them to throw them through the air while wearing TOE PICKS!!!
SCARY!!!!
And most of the chicks are HOT!!! The HBWHOF digs female figure skaters!! Man, these girls are IN SHAPE!!!
AWESOME NORTHERN BOOTY!!!!
Here are the couples: Claude Lemieux & Shae-Lynn Bourne, Glenn Anderson & Isabelle Brasseur, Tie Domi & Christine Hough-Sweeney, Bob Probert & Kristina Lenko, Stephane Richer & Marie-France Dubreuil, Ken Daneyko & Jodeyne Higgins, Craig Simpson & Jamie Sale and Ron Duguay & Barbara Underhill.
Probert & Lenko were eliminated in week 1....Anderson & Brasseur were eliminated in week 2.
Each pair skates for their favourite charity.
The competition takes place in Maple Leaf Gardens and each week there is a different celebrity judge. Last week it was Don Cherry!!
The HBWHOF is cheering for Claude Lemieux & Shae-Lynn Bourne....


Saturday, October 17, 2009

THE POTENTIAL YANKEES - DODGERS WORLD SERIES

Friday's Results: Los Angeles Dodgers beat the Philadelphia Phillies 2-1
NLCS Series is tied 1-1
New York Yankees beat the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim of Orange County of California of the Pacific Rim 4-1
ALCS Series - Yankees up 1-0
Derek Jeter fist-bumps Robinson Cano who is from the Dominican Republic where it
NEVER GETS COLD....




When this whole shindig began the HBWHOF predicted a Yankees - Dodgers World Series.
You got West Coast vs. East Coast. Celebrity sightings will be OFF THE CHARTS!!
The network television boys are all boned-up for this matchup. There's just so much extra drama....Joe Torre vs. The Team He Took To 10 AL East Division Titles, 6 AL Pennants and 4....YES 4 WORLD SERIES TITLES!!! Then they dumped him....
SWINGIN' JOE TORRE (THEN MANAGING THE NY METS) CUTTIN' A RUG WITH HIS WIFE, DANI, BACK IN 1972 WHEN DISCO WAS KING!!!
(Photo courtesy of Big League Stew)


....Frank & Jamie McCourt, the couple who own the L.A. Dodgers, just seperated and are positioning themselves for divorce....Manny Ramirez, coming off his steroid suspension NEEDS TO SHOW UP FOR THE PLAYOFFS....and we're sure to see lots of Alyssa Milano, Kate Hudson, Minka Kelly and tons of other media whores who NEED to be seen on TV....
HERE'S DODGERS' CATCHER RUSSELL MARTIN....



HERE'S RUSSELL MARTIN'S GIRLFRIEND MARIKYM HERVIEUX....





Friday, October 16, 2009

BASEBALL PLAYOFFS IN FULL SWING....YANKEES WITHOUT RONAN???

GAME 1 NLCS: Philadelphia Phillies defeat the Los Angeles Dodgers 8-6.
This afternoon: NLCS Game 2 - 4:07 PM
Tonight - ALCS Game 1: Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim of Orange County of California of the Pacific Rim vs. New York Yankees - 7:57 PM






You know how Irish tenor Ronan Tynan ALWAYS shows up at Yankee Stadium to sing God Bless America?....Well HE'S NOT INVITED TONIGHT!!....According to the New York Daily News Mr. Tynan has a problem with God's chosen people:

Irish tenor Ronan Tynan sings a first-rate "God Bless America," at Yankee Stadium, but his attempt at telling a joke offended a Jewish doctor who found it to be anti-Semitic.
Tynan apologized, telling WNBC, "I would never want to hurt anybody's feelings. It was stupid of me to be so callous."
But the Yankees still canceled his appearance at the stadium Friday night.
The trouble started when Tynan, 49, bumped into a real estate agent showing an apartment in his East Side apartment building to a doctor from NYU Medical Center.
The agent told Tynan, "Don't worry, they are not Red Sox fans," according to apartment-hunter Gabrielle Gold-von Simson.
"I don't care about that, as long as they are not Jewish," was Tynan's reply.

GRATUITOUS CLEAVAGE PIC....

Thursday, October 15, 2009

NLCS TONIGHT....REDSKINS CHEERLEADERS....THE TUSH

Tonight's the night....



MMMmmm....Washington Redskins Cheerleaders....








I DON'T KNOW IF ANYONE'S NOTICED....BUT I KINDA DIG KIM KARDASHIAN....




Wednesday, October 14, 2009

CHAMPIONSHIP SERIES....HAPPY CLEAVAGE DAY!!!

Here's your scedule for the ALCS:
Gm 1 LAA @ NYY Fri Oct. 16 7:57 PM FOX
Gm 2 LAA @ NYY Sat Oct. 17 7:57 PM FOX
Gm 3 NYY @ LAA Mon Oct. 19 4:13 PM FOX
Gm 4 NYY @ LAA Tue Oct. 20 7:57 PM FOX
Gm 5* NYY @ LAA Thu Oct. 22 7:57 PM FOX
Gm 6* LAA @ NYY Sat Oct. 24 4:13 PM FOX
Gm 7* LAA @ NYY Sun Oct. 25 8:20 PM FOX

....And the NLCS:
Gm 1 PHI @ LAD Thu Oct. 15 8:07 PM TBS
Gm 2 PHI @ LAD Fri Oct. 16 4:07 PM TBS
Gm 3 LAD @ PHI Sun Oct. 18 8:07 PM TBS
Gm 4 LAD @ PHI Mon Oct. 19 8:07 PM TBS
Gm 5* LAD @ PHI Wed Oct. 21 8:07 PM TBS
Gm 6* PHI @ LAD Fri Oct. 23 8:07 PM TBS
Gm 7* PHI @ LAD Sat Oct. 24 8:07 PM TBS

Thank GOD the HBWHOF digs the American League....'cause the games are on FOX....you folks who are watching the National League get TBS and Chip Caray....
BY FAR THE WORST BASEBALL ANNOUNCER EVER!!!

HAPPY CLEAVAGE DAY!!!!











Here's an extra treat for hockey fans!
Georges Laraque of the Montreal Canadiens has a new ad for Octane 7.0 - an energy drink with caffeine & alcohol....Mmmm....two of my faves!!
Lucky Laraque gets to play road hockey with some SWEET FRENCH CHICKS....NICE!!!

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

JETS AND DOLPHINS & LILLY....OH MY!!!

Whoa!! The Dolphins beat the Jets on Monday Night Football
31-27....
The HBWHOF digs the AFL throwback uniforms....I like the Jets wearing their old New York Titans threads....





The Dolphins' ownership....Gloria Estefan, Marc Anthony, Jennifer Lopez, Venus & Serena Williams and a couple white guys....attract some very interesting fans....




The HBWHOF also digs Mark 'Dirty' Sanchez and the Jets. When I was very young Broadway Joe was THE MAN in the BIG APPLE!! When I was still very young Don Shula, Bob Griese, Larry Csonka, Mercury Morris, Nick Buoniconti and the boys had their UNDEFEATED SEASON!! So, the HBWHOF has a soft spot for both the Jets and the Dolphins!....The Miami chicks are my favourites though....






THE HBWHOF'S ALL-TIME FAVE CHEERLEADER PIC IS THIS PHOTO OF LILLY ROBBINS OF THE DOLPHINS....FREAKIN' MAGNIFICENT!!!



....A LITTLE MORE LILLY....





Monday, October 12, 2009

HAPPY THANKSGIVING....THE FINAL CHAPTER

Just completed Thanksgiving dinner #2 at my brother's....a virtual cornucopia of gastronomic delights....AND ANOTHER TRYPTOPHAN BUZZ....
So, Sunday night the New York Yankees defeated the Minnesota Twins 4-1 and the Philadelphia Phillies defeated the Colorado Rockies 6-5....
Are you kids keeping score at home?
The Angels, Yankees and Dodgers are still in the hunt....And the Phillies just beat the Rockies 5-4 to win the series 3-games-to-1....

It's Oktoberfest, baby....and here's Holly Madison tapping the keg at the Hofbrauhaus in Vegas....this chick would show up for the opening of a telephone booth....





You can NEVER get enough Denise Milani....


Sunday, October 11, 2009

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!

Just woke from my first turkey coma!
Thanksgiving dinner #1 at my mother-in-law's....turkey, cranberry sauce, mashed potatoes, gravy, stuffing, pumpkin pie and whipped cream!! TRYPTOPHAN BUZZ!!!
Well, the Red Sox are DONE....Swept by the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim of Orange County of California of the Pacific Rim....
Jonathan Papelbon couldn't close the deal and allowed 3 runs in the top of the 9th inning to give the Angels a 7-6 win and a 3-0 SERIES VICTORY!!!
26 SCORELESS INNINGS IN 17 CAREER POSTSEASON GAMES....ALL GOOD THINGS MUST COME TO AN END....




THE VIKINGS ARE A FORCE!!! Minnesota laid a beating on St. Louis 38-10....
Defensive End Jared Allen recovered 2 fumbles and ran one back 52 yards for a TD....



This dude just turned 40 and looks GOOD in purple....



A THANKSGIVING TREAT....GRATUITOUS JENNY McCARTHY PICS....


Saturday, October 10, 2009

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!

Hey kids....the HBWHOF has a feeling that this year's World Series is gonna be a showdown between the East Coast and the West Coast! New York Yankees vs. Los Angeles Dodgers!!!
Joe Torre against the team that unceremoniously dumped him!!!
The media will have a freakin' heyday!!!
September didn't provide me with any positive vibes....the Detroit Tigers folded....the Red Sox pretty-much sucked....Sure, Boston is 9-1 against the Angels in postseason series' wins....but THAT MEANS NOTHING....
TORRE & TITO DISCUSS THEIR HATRED FOR THE YANKEES....




Friday night's scores:
New York Yankees defeat the Minnesota Twins 4-3
Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim of Orange County of California of the Pacific Rim defeat the Boston Red Sox 4-1

The LORD is sending a message to Game 3 starter Clay Buchholz....



HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL MY CANADIAN FRIENDS!!!!



Friday, October 9, 2009

FRIDAY NIGHT PLAYOFF BASEBALL....

MLB scores from Thursday:
Colorado Rockies defeat Philadelphia Phillies 5-4
Los Angeles Dodgers defeat St. Louis Cardinals 3-2
Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim of Orange County of California of the Pacific Rim defeat Boston Red Sox 5-0

The HBWHOF game of the day....Boston Red Sox vs. That Team from Anaheim....
Josh Beckett vs. Jered Weaver - 9:37 PM @ Angel Stadium
GO RED SOX....




BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!!!!

Thursday, October 8, 2009

GO RED SOX!!!....MORE KIM!!!

MLB scores from Wednesday:
Philadelphia Phillies defeat Colorado Rockies 5-1
New York Yankees defeat Minnesota Twins 7-2
Los Angeles Dodgers defeat St. Louis Cardinals 5-3

The HBWHOF game of the day....Boston Red Sox vs. Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim of Orange County of California of the Pacific Rim....Jon Lester vs. John Lackey - 9:37 PM @ Angel Stadium
GO RED SOX!!!!




KIM'S IN FHM....







Wednesday, October 7, 2009

PLAYOFFS....HAPPY CLEAVAGE DAY!!!

Here's the 411:
Gm 1 MIN @ NYY Wed Oct. 7 6:07 PM TBS
Gm 2 MIN @ NYY Fri Oct. 9 6:07 PM TBS
Gm 3 NYY @ MIN Sun Oct. 11 TBD TBS
Gm 4* NYY @ MIN Mon Oct. 12 TBD TBS
Gm 5* MIN @ NYY Wed Oct. 14 TBD TBS

Gm 1 COL @ PHI Wed Oct. 7 2:37 PM TBS
Gm 2 COL @ PHI Thu Oct. 8 2:37 PM TBS
Gm 3 PHI @ COL Sat Oct. 10 9:37 PM TBS
Gm 4* PHI @ COL Sun Oct. 11 TBD TBS
Gm 5* COL @ PHI Tue Oct. 13 TBD TBS

Gm 1 STL @ LAD Wed Oct. 7 9:37 PM TBS
Gm 2 STL @ LAD Thu Oct. 8 6:07 PM TBS
Gm 3 LAD @ STL Sat Oct. 10 6:07 PM TBS
Gm 4* LAD @ STL Sun Oct. 11 TBD TBS
Gm 5* STL @ LAD Tue Oct. 13 TBD TBS

Gm 1 BOS @ LAA Thu Oct. 8 9:37 PM TBS
Gm 2 BOS @ LAA Fri Oct. 9 9:37 PM TBS
Gm 3 LAA @ BOS Sun Oct. 11 TBD TBS
Gm 4* LAA @ BOS Mon Oct. 12 TBD TBS
Gm 5* BOS @ LAA Wed Oct. 14 TBD TBS

HAPPY CLEAVAGE DAY!!!!









Tuesday, October 6, 2009

METRODOME MAGIC????

Remember what I said in yesterday's post: "...I hope we get to enjoy some VINTAGE FAVRE tonight!!!"
Well, kids, ONCE AGAIN BRETT FAVRE DELIVERED ON MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL!!!
Favre lead the Minnesota Vikings to a 30-23 victory over the Green Bay Packers.
VINTAGE FAVRE went 24 0f 31 (135.3 passer rating) for 271 yards and 3 TDs!!!!
Vikings DE Jared Allen had 6 tackles, 4.5 sacks and a forced fumble!!
Green Bay QB Aaron Rodgers was sacked 8 times!!!
Now that Favre has defeated the Packers he becomes
THE ONLY PLAYER IN NFL HISTORY TO DEFEAT ALL 32 TEAMS!!!!
Favre was named NFC Offensive Player of the Week....
Favre hugs former teammate Donald Driver....



Just so ya know....this Tigers - Twins showdown is freakin' killin' me!!
I plopped myself down in front of the tube at 5:00 PM and right now it's 9:15....Fernando Rodney is entering the game in the bottom of the 11th inning and the score is tied at 5-5....I guess if you have to play Game 163 it might as well be a BATTLE!!!
I'll publish this post as soon as the game ends....looks like it might be a while!!!
....OK....Top of the 12th....Tigers have the bases loaded....Brandon Inge is up....only 1 out....Inge hits a ground ball and they throw out Cabrera at home.... 2 out....Gerald Laird at the plate....bases still drunk....full count....FUCK!!!
STRUCK HIM OUT!!!
It's the bottom of the 12th....Fernando Rodney is PITCHING HIS 3RD INNING IN RELIEF....WHO THE FUCK DO THE TIGERS HAVE LEFT IN THEIR BULLPEN???....
THE MINNESOTA TWINS JUST WON 6-5....9:46 PM....BOTTOM OF THE 12TH INNING!!!!
WELL....I HATE TO ADMIT IT....BUT I KNEW THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN....TIGERS 7 GAMES UP AT THE BEGINNING OF SEPTEMBER....THEY HAVE ONLY THEMSELVES TO BLAME....
CONGRATULATIONS TO THE MINNESOTA TWINS!!!
GEEZ, AFTER FAVRE AND THE VIKINGS LAST NIGHT AND THE TWINS TONIGHT, THERE'S GONNA BE A LOTTA DUDES GETTING LAID IN THE GOPHER STATE TONIGHT!!!!

Los Angeles Laker Ron Artest was recently interviewed by Sports Illustrated.
Artest decided to bring along his very own model and set up a photo shoot for his own personal pleasure!! The model....23-year-old Turkish hot chick Natalin Avci....





Monday, October 5, 2009

MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL IS GONNA ROCK!!! KATE BECKINSALE ALREADY ROCKS!!!

HUGE FREAKIN' GAME TONIGHT!!
GREEN BAY PACKERS VS. MINNESOTA VIKINGS!!!
BRETT FAVRE FINALLY GETS TO FACE HIS OLD TEAM....THIS, MY FRIENDS, SHOULD BE SWEET!!
THE HBWHOF IS A PACKERS' FAN....BUT I'M ALSO A BRETT FAVRE FAN....I'M PRETTY PUMPED ABOUT THIS GAME....
The word is that Favre's got a messed-up foot....but I hope we get to enjoy some VINTAGE FAVRE tonight!!!




ESQUIRE HAS DECLARED THAT KATE BECKINSALE IS THE SEXIEST WOMAN ALIVE....THE HBWHOF IS NOT GOING TO DISPUTE THIS....

CLICK: KATE BECKINSALE HOT VIDEO!!!














Sunday, October 4, 2009

GO TIGERS!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEN!!!

Saturday night was a FUN night....with the exception of the Tigers SUCKING!!!
The Chicago White Sox beat the Tigers 5-1....and Mrs. HBWHOF and I drank copious amounts of beer and got into the JAGERBOMBS while we watched with utter dismay as the Minnesota Twins ACTUALLY PLAYED LIKE THEY WANTED TO GO TO THE PLAYOFFS by beating Kansas City 5-4....
THIS PRETTY MUCH SUMS UP THE TIGERS' PERFORMANCE SATURDAY NIGHT....



IT WAS A FULL MOON IN MOTOWN....



THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN MRS. HBWHOF GETS INTO THE JAGERBOMBS....



SHE LIKES TO HANG-OUT WITH GIANT TIRE MEN AND FURRY MASCOTS....



SOME PEOPLE WERE STILL CELEBRATING THE SPARTANS 26-20 VICTORY OVER MICHIGAN....



IF BOTH THE TIGERS AND THE TWINS WIN TODAY YOU'LL SEE A ONE GAME PLAYOFF ON TUESDAY IN MINNESOTA!! THE TIGERS PLAN TO START ROOKIE PITCHER RICK PORCELLO SHOULD THIS SCENARIO COME TO FRUITION....

HOLLY MADISON THREW OUT THE FIRST PITCH AT THE LOS ANGELES ANGELS OF ANAHEIM OF ORANGE COUNTY OF CALIFORNIA OF THE PACIFIC RIM GAME....





GO TIGERS!!!



TOMORROW IS JENNY'S BIRTHDAY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE....

Saturday, October 3, 2009

BREAST CANCER BLOWS....

Very soon the HBWHOF will be quaffing beers at NEMO'S....but, tomorrow morning at 8:30 AM, I'll be at the CIBC RUN FOR THE CURE....


The Canadian Breast Cancer Foundation CIBC Run for the Cure is the largest single day, volunteer-led fundraiser in Canada in support of the advancement of breast cancer research, education, diagnosis and treatment. The 5k or 1k walk/run takes place in 56 Run sites across the country.

WHEN YOU'RE WATCHING FOOTBALL TOMORROW YOU'LL NOTICE LOTS OF PLAYERS AND COACHES WEARING PINK....PINK SHIRTS(COACHES), PINK CLEATS, GLOVES, TOWELS AND WRISTBANDS!!
THIS IS TO RAISE AWARENESS IN THE FIGHT AGAINST BREAST CANCER.
AFTER THE GAMES THIS STUFF WILL BE AUCTIONED-OFF AND THE PROCEEDS WILL GO TO BREAST CANCER RESEARCH.
OCTOBER IS BREAST CANCER AWARENESS MONTH.
•In 2009, an estimated 22,700 women in Canada will be diagnosed with breast cancer. On average, that is about 437 women diagnosed every week.
•In 2009, an estimated 5,400 women and 50 men will die from breast cancer in Canada.
One in nine (11%) Canadian women is expected to develop breast cancer during her lifetime (this means by age 90).
Only one in every 28 Canadian women will die from breast cancer. This means that about two-thirds of the women diagnosed with breast cancer in Canada will live through it.


Houston Texans running back Ryan Moats and his wife Tamishia. Moats was denied the chance to say a final goodbye to his mother-in-law Jonetta Collinsworth as she succumbed to breast cancer because of an ugly incident with a police officer that gained national attention. Now the Houston Texan is hoping what he went through can help raise awareness about the importance of breast cancer screening. He, along with players across the NFL, will wear pink shoes and gloves starting this week as part of the NFL's "Crucial Catch" campaign.

****A VERY SPECIAL THANK YOU TO ALL THE GREAT PEOPLE AT CHRYSLER PLANT 3 IN WINDSOR, ONTARIO FOR THEIR GENEROUS DONATIONS EVERY YEAR!!!!!

SATURDAY SPORTS EXXXTRAVAGANZA!!!

Saturday is here....lots of stuff going on....
The FBI has made an arrest in connection with the Erin Andrews' peephole videos:



FROM THE CHICAGO SUN-TIMES:
WESTMONT MAN CHARGED IN CONNECTION WITH ERIN ANDREWS NUDE VIDEO

A Westmont insurance executive has been charged with interstate stalking for allegedly secretly taking nude videos of ESPN reporter Erin Andrews as she undressed in two hotel rooms.
Michael David Barrett, 48, allegedly traveled to at least two states, learned the room numbers where Andrews was staying, and then altered the peepholes to those rooms, the Los Angeles FBI said in a criminal complaint entered Friday.
He then posted eight of those videos on the Internet — leading to the videos to be seen worldwide and causing Andrews great emotional pain, the complaint states.
After a long investigation that involved computer detective work and close cooperation with Andrews and the FBI, Barrett’s identity was uncovered and he was arrested at O’Hare Airport Friday by the FBI. He has a bond hearing this morning in U.S. District Court.
Andrew’s attorney, Marshall Grossman, of the Santa Monica, Calif., law firm of Bingham McCutchen, said he spoke to his client Friday and “she is delighted and has expressed a big sigh of relief. She will sleep more soundly this evening than she has in the last 2 1/2 months.’’ Andrews had never met Barrett.
A relative of Barrett told the Sun-Times Friday she was “shocked’’ when she learned he was arrested.
“He’s a normal, upper-middle class, nice guy,’’ said the relative, who asked not to be named. “It seems so strange. In my wildest dreams, this is unfathomable.’’
The criminal complaint states that seven of the videos appear to have been taken while Andrews was staying in room 1051 of the Marriott Hotel at Vanderbilt University in September of last year. Barrett had “specifically requested’’ a hotel room next to Andrews, the complaint said. The peephole to Andrews’ room was altered, the FBI said, and the video was filmed from outside. The videos, the complaint states, could have been taken with a cell phone video camera.
The complaint also alleges that Barrett registered at a Milwaukee hotel where Andrews was staying in July 2008, but he never checked in. However, a peephole on the door to her room was also altered, the FBI said, and another video was taken.
Barrett allegedly sent an email to the Web site, TMZ.com, offering the videos for sale. The e-mails — from the e-mail account handsfouryou@yahoo.com — were given to Andrews’ attorney, the FBI said.
TMZ did not post the videos online, but they later appeared on video.google.com and other sites, the complaint states.
Grossman said it appears Andrews was being “stalked in numerous cities’’ but no one ever actually entered her hotel rooms.
He said he didn’t know how Barrett allegedly obtained Andrews’ room numbers, but said, “I am very disturbed that any hotel would release the room number of any guest, especially a high-profile individual. We intend to pursue this and get to the bottom of it.’’
A woman who identified herself as a night manager at the Marriott late Friday night said she “didn’t know anything’’ about the case.
Barrett’s parents, who live in Portland, last saw him less than a month ago when he attended his class reunion, his father, Frank Barrett said early Saturday morning.
He said his son is an “extrovert and very outgoing.’’
Frank Barrett said his son, who has a college aged daughter but has been divorced for ten years, works for an insurance company and holds “what you could call an executive position’’ and travels frequently. The complaint states that one of the IP addresses allegedly used by Barrett was registered to Combined Insurance in Glenview. A man who answered the phone at the company declined to comment Saturday morning.
The 31-year-old Andrews is one of the most recognized faces in sports reporting, providing sideline reports primarily for college football and basketball games.
She appeared on “The Oprah Winfrey Show’’ in a segment that aired on Sept. 11 to talk about the emotional toll the videos and their subsequent distribution had taken on her.
“I kept screaming: ‘I’m done. My career is over. I’m done. Get it off. Get it off the Internet,’ ’’ said Andrews, her eyes watering as she remembered talking to her father. “They thought I was physically injured, [that’s] how bad I was screaming.’’

The HBWHOF is headed to THE COPA tonight for a BIG GAME!!!
The Chicago White Sox beat the Detroit Tigers 8-0 on Friday night!
The Minnesota Twins beat the Kansas City Royals 10-7....
The Tigers lead the Twins by ONE game in the AL Central!!
The FOX broadcast today features the Twins vs. Royals....Zack Greinke vs. Nick Blackburn - 3:10 PM @
Metrodome
Alfredo Figaro vs. Freddy Garcia - 7:05 PM @
THE COPA

Another carton of smokes will soon meet its demise....



MICHIGAN VS. MICHIGAN STATE....NOON TODAY....SPARTAN STADIUM, EAST LANSING



WHO DOESN'T WANT PAUL BUNYAN?



KIM SHOWS UP TO DO LETTERMAN....THIS CHICK IS EVERYWHERE....SHE'S LIKE ZZ TOP....SHE'S BAD - SHE'S NATIONWIDE!!!!



Friday, October 2, 2009

INDUCTION TIME!!!

GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS?
....IT'S INDUCTION TIME!!!!
Yep, it's been quite a while since the HBWHOF inducted a new member. It's a slow sports night so let's get down to business.
The newest honoured member of the Hot Baseball Wife Hall of Fame is LISA GUERRERO!!
Ms. Guerrero has a very impressive resume: Former Los Angeles Rams cheerleader, entertainment director for the Atlanta Falcons and the New England Patriots, co-host of THE BEST DAMN SPORTS SHOW PERIOD, sideline reporter on MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL and PLAYBOY covergirl!!!
Lisa Guerrero is married to Scott Erickson who pitched for the Minnesota Twins, Baltimore Orioles, New York Mets, Texas Rangers, Los Angeles Dodgers and New York Yankees. Erickson was dubbed "Dr. Death" by Kirby Puckett when he pitched his way to a 20-8 record and helped the Twins win the 1991 World Series! He is currently retired.
HERE'S HIS WIFE....




















Thursday, October 1, 2009

NHL BEGINS....SUNDIN RETIRES....MONTANA WINS

Hi Kids!
The NHL season begins TONIGHT!!
Four games on the docket: Montreal Canadiens vs.
Toronto Maple Leafs
Washington Capitals vs. Boston Bruins
Vancouver Canucks vs. Calgary Flames
San Jose Sharks vs. Colorado Avalanche
HOCKEY NIGHT IN CANADA starts tonight with a double-bill....Canadiens - Leafs....Canucks - Flames!!
SWEEET!!!!!

Mats Sundin retired on Wednesday.
Unlike a crapload of bitter, bitter sports fans....the HBWHOF holds no grudges towards athletes who travel elsewhere to ply their trade.
The HBWHOF is a Packers fan. Brett Favre is ONE OF THE GREATEST PLAYERS EVER TO WEAR A GREEN BAY UNIFORM!! He's also ONE OF THE GREATEST QUARTERBACKS EVER!!! So, I bear no ill will towards him for growing unhappy in Wisconsin. Retiring was his way out. He went to the Jets....he got hurt. He signed with Minnesota. I hope he kicks ass.
The HBWHOF digs Favre!
The HBWHOF is also a Leafs fan. Mats Sundin is ONE OF THE GREATEST PLAYERS EVER TO WEAR A LEAFS UNIFORM!! He's also ONE THE THE GREATEST CENTERS EVER!!! So, I bear no ill will towards him for growing unhappy in Toronto. Sitting-out was his way out. He went to the Canucks. Now he has retired. The HBWHOF digs Sundin!
SUNDIN HAS ALREADY PAVED HIS WAY INTO THE HOCKEY HALL OF FAME.
1) First European-born player drafted first overall in the NHL entry draft(1989)
2)1346 NHL regular season games: 564 goals - 785 assists = 1349 points....over a point per game
3) Nine-time NHL All-Star selection
4) At World Hockey Championships has won 2 Gold medals, 1 silver and 1 bronze
5) Has played for Sweden in three Winter Olympic Games and captured the Olympic Gold Medal as captain in 2006









The monthly HBWHOF poll is closed....the October poll is NOW up....
Poll question:
Who is the Greatest NFL Quarterback of All Time?
HBWHOF readers chose Joe Montana with 27% of the vote!
Johnny Unitas and Tom Brady tied for second place with 13% each.
Joe Namath took third with 9% of the vote.

JOE MONTANA IS A FOUR-TIME SUPER BOWL CHAMPION AND THREE-TIME SUPER BOWL MVP!!!!







SHE JUST KEEPS GETTIN' HOTTER!!!!