OK...last night I went out with some very good friends and attended: JEREMY HOTZ"WHAT A MISERABLE TOUR THIS IS!" If you've never seen this dude...I urge you to go check him out...one of the MOST HILARIOUS STANDUP COMEDIANS I'VE EVER SEEN!!!!
....I WAS LITERALLY CRYING BECAUSE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD....
....HERE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVOURITE PHOTOS FROM SPRING TRAINING....
....JOEL ZUMAYA CONJURING UP THE SPIRIT OF WALTER "THE BIG TRAIN" JOHNSON....
....CHIPPER JONES SEEKING KNOWLEDGE FROM THE LEGENDARY HANK AARON....
....RED SOX SLUGGER DAVID ORTIZ AND HIS 4-YEAR-OLD SON, D'ANGELO, ALONG WITH JULIO LUGO AND HIS 3-YEAR-OLD SON JULIO ALEJANDRO....
....AND, EVEN THOUGH THE HBWHOF DETESTS THE EVIL EMPIRE, THIS IS A GREAT PIC - YANKEES MANAGER JOE GIRARDI CARRIES HIS 2-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER, LENA, OFF THE FIELD....
I'm rather fatigued this evening so this post will be short & sweet....
I just checked the line in Vegas and it's 18-to-1 odds that Megan Fox employs laser removal of her bikini-line tattoo reading "Brian" and relaces it with a beautiful Script Calligraphy style tattoo like this.... ....or, perhaps, this....
Hmm...something happened today that left me with mixed feelings. Over the past few days the HBWHOF has been professing our love for Megan Fox. She's been prominently featured in the last three consecutive posts and I have unabashedly declared her to be THE HOTTESTCHICK ON EARTH! Megan, OBVIOUSLY, reads the HBWHOF because suddenly, without warning, she dumped her longtime beau and fiance' Brian Austin Green!! The two met in 2004 and have been engaged for 3 years....
....HEY, DAVID SILVER, YOUR PENIS WILL NO LONGER BE FONDLED BY THIS GODDESS....
....Why the mixed feelings?...Because it's kinda obvious that the HBWHOF contributed to the breakup!! I am guilty of overtly flirting with Megan and she has relished the attention...even gone so far as to bask in my affections...and taken it the next level and gone and ditched Brian Austin Green...or - as I call him B.A.G.... ....The thing is...I'm married...and I take my wedding vows seriously! Therein lies my dilemma...the ONLY solution I can come up with is to have a heart-to-heart with my wife and fervently hope that she is open to a menage a trois!!!
....WHATEVER HAPPENS - I'M HERE FOR YOU MEGAN....
....HEY, KIDS, IT'S CLEAVAGE DAY....BUCKLE UP, BITCHES...WE'RE HEADED DOWN THE HOOTER HIGHWAY....
....LET'S BEGIN BY SALUTING OBAMA'S VISIT TO CANADA....
Oh boy, the HBWHOF can sit down and watch some baseball tomorrow night.... Sure, it's ONLY spring training...but it's still baseball, baby! Red Sox vs. Twins....7:05 PM Wednesday....SWEET!!! ....And, since this is the HBWHOF, it's time to concentrate on The Boys of Summer & Their Poontang.... ....Evidently Los Angeles Dodgers' catcher Russell Martin is dating this Chick....
....This is Marikym Hervieux she's a model/actress...she appeared on Entourage....
....Martin is definitely enjoying her company...this quote comes from The Globe and Mail: He's settled down with a steady girlfriend, and while babies aren't in the picture, "We are practising a lot," he says, smiling.
....There are two SURE signs that Spring is just around the corner: 1) Tim Horton's started their RRROLL UP THE RIM promotion....
2) In preparation for the first Spring Training GameKevin Youkilis has sprouted some SWEET facial hair....the HBWHOF is hoping that YOUK keeps the Fu Manchu!!!
....That is ONE SWEET 'STACHE...Kinda reminds me of one of my favourite ballplayers when I was just a wee lad....AL "THE MAD HUNGARIAN" HRABOSKY....GEEZ, I LOVED THAT DUDE....even though he never pitched for Boston....
Today, the HBWHOF is exploring the strange and widespread phenomenon of chicks acquiring lower back tattoos. Yep...this post is all about TRAMP STAMPS!!! It all began when I saw this photo....
So, what we have here is what appears to be a pretty yummy-looking female back with a biblical passage tattooed just above the ass. The words come from the apostle Paul's letter to the church in Corinth. We've all been to dozens of wedding ceremonies where we have heard this reading from the New Testament repeated again and again...But what do you kids think about seeing this on some chick's back? Man, I don't know if I'd wanna be going to DOGGIE-TOWN on some babe while the WORD OF GOD was staring me in the face! Somehow, it just doesn't seem right... Anyway, this got the HBWHOF thinking about TRAMP STAMPS. I'm NOT a big fan...but, hey, everybody has different tastes. In my travels I've seen some pretty scary tattoos adorning the female backside. First, and foremost, I think the woman sporting the tattoo MUST have a sexy back. Rolls and excess back fat just throw the whole production off...
THE CURRENT TITLEHOLDER OF HOTTESTCHICK ON EARTH, MEGAN FOX, HAS TWO TATTOOS ON HER BACK...ONE ON THE RIGHT SHOULDERBLADE....
....AND ANOTHER ALONG THE RIBCAGE ON HER LEFT SIDE....
....BUT NO TRAMP STAMP....
....This brings us to the current controversy swirling around the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Anyone who has ever gazed upon the flawlessness of a PlayboyCenterfold knows that magazine editors airbrush the hell out of the photos! Let's face it...just like the rest of us - "The Great Unwashed"....supermodels, playmates and actresses have blemishes, scars, pimples, warts, freckles and moles!! So, photographers use filters and airbrushing to make all the tiny imperfections disappear! But this doesn't explain why the powers-that-be at Sports Illustrated felt the need to delete Danica Patrick's Tramp Stamp....
....Here's Danica in the 2008 SI Swimsuit Issue.... ....BEFORE....
....AFTER....
....Here's a pic from an FHM photoshoot....
....Here's Danica in the 2009 SI Swimsuit Issue....
....Since posing for the latest Sports Illustrated photo shoot Ms.Patrick has enhanced her Tramp Stamp! During her gig at the Toronto Auto ShowDanica appeared on TSN's"Off The Record" and host Michael Landsberg asked her to show her now-infamous back tattoo....
I like the new team-building strategy of the Ottawa Senators. They traded Dean McAmmond and a first-round draft pick to the New York Islanders for Chris Campoli and Mike Comrie. Comrie just happens to be dating Hilary Duff....
Nice move! The Senators already have Mike Fisher - who's dating Carrie Underwood....
The HBWHOF likes this move...NICELY DONE...the Senators now possess a couple of franchise hotties who form the core for what could soon become THE HOTTEST WIVES/GIRLFRIENDS ROOTING SECTION IN SPORTS!!!
Let's examine more closely...
....HILARY DUFF....
....CARRIE UNDERWOOD....
The HBWHOF is thinking that the Senators should make a move to acquire Mike Modano. This would provide them with new leadership, a great puckhandler and another very HOTCHICK....
....THE SENATORS NEED TO PICK UP WILLA FORD....
....HOW ABOUT MATS SUNDIN COMING BACK TO BURN THE LEAFS LAST NIGHT?...VERY NICE....
....During the first TV-timeout, last night, Sundin was honoured with a video tribute on the scoreboard. He then received a well-deserved standing ovation from the Air Canada Centre crowd. When the television cameras zoomed-in it was evident that Sundin had tears in his eyes!
With the score tied 2-2 after the overtime ended, Sundin was chosen to take the third, and final, shot of the shootout. He lifted a backhand over Vesa Toskala's shoulder to ensure a 3-2 Canucks' victory over the Leafs!!
....THE HBWHOF HAS COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT NO MATTER WHAT MEGAN FOX DOES...SHE LOOKS LIKE WHAT SHE IS...THE HOTTEST CHICK ON EARTH....
....OUT FOR DINNER WITH THE BOY FROM 90210....(...what a lucky weasel!)
....PUMPING GAS....(...what a lucky pump!)
....LEAVING THE HAIR SALON....(Holy Rackage, Batman!!)
....CHANGING THE OIL IN THE HBWHOF MINIVAN....(Also known as the "White Falcon")
....56 years ago, on February 19th, 1953, the HBWHOF's favourite ballplayer - Teddy Ballgame - got hit by enemy fire during a Korean combat mission and walked away unharmed after crash-landing his jet....
....Last night the HBWHOF's favourite hockey player - Alexander Ovechkin - scored yet another sick goal against the Montreal Canadiens....PURE FREAKIN' MAGIC!!!!
....On Wednesdays the HBWHOF has been devoting a lot of time to "cleavage".... I think it's high time I provided an equal opportunity to "glorious asses"....
We, the inhabitants of THE GREAT WHITE NORTH, pride ourselves on EVERYTHING related to the game of HOCKEY! We consider it to be OUR GAME. The majority of the great players, coaches, managers, arenas, trophies...everything - right down to the announcers are CANADIAN. Well...living way up here in Ontario I NEVER get an opportunity, nor do I have the slightest inclination, to listen to the Florida Panthers' radio broadcasts! HOW VERY WRONG I WAS... Let me introduce you to Mr. Randy Moller. Mr. Moller was born in Red Deer, Alberta. He played for the Quebec Nordiques, New York Rangers, Buffalo Sabres and Florida Panthers.
Now Randy is employed as the play-by-play radio announcer for the Florida Panthers. This crazy cat has THE BEST FREAKIN' GOAL CALL IN HOCKEY!!! Listen as Moller spits out a pop culture reference after every Panthers' goal...
THE HBWHOF HAS DECREED THAT RANDALL MOLLER IS OUR OFFICIAL MASCOT... ....HE SHOOTS...HE SCORES...MOM, THE MEATLOAF!!!!!!
One of my favourite beers is BECK'S. Back-in-the-day I spent a week at a Club Med in Eleuthera - a tiny island in the Bahamas...with an old girlfriend. There were ONLY three beers available at the local bar...Budweiser, Red Stripe and Beck's. I spent Bahamian Independence Day - July 10th - watching the local baseball teams and quaffing copious amounts of Beck's until I was completely SHITFACED!!! The girlfriend WAS NOT IMPRESSED...that's a shame...but, since that day, I DIG BECK'S... At the Beck's Brewery in Germany they also brew St. Pauli Girl beer. If you're familiar with St. Pauli - every year they choose a very HotChick to represent their beer. They've had several Playboy Playmates over the years and they continued this FINE tradition this year by choosing Slovakian model Katarina Van Derham....
....Evidently Ms. Van Derham digs Paintball too....
LOOK OUT BITCHES....IT'S FRIDAY THE 13TH....AND JASON VOORHEES IS PISSED...
Man, oh man, the Friday the 13th franchise is releasing the twelfth movie today! Since little Jason Voorhees drowned at Camp Crystal Lake...he's Come back in 3D...Gone to Manhattan...Gone to Hell...Gone to Outer Space...and Teamed up with Freddy Krueger...the bastard JUST WON'T DIE!!!!
Well with all the crap going on about A-Rod on juice...then A-Rod claiming that he's being stalked by Sports Illustrated writer Selena Roberts...then Miguel Tejada crying because he lied to congressional investigators about steroids in baseball and could face jail time...it's been kinda difficult to find a baseball story that ties in with Hot Chicks...but NEVER underestimate the savvy of the HBWHOF... ....Roberto Alomar's ex-girlfriend has filed a $15-million lawsuit alleging that he has AIDS and still insisted on having unprotected sex with her...the weird thing is - after Ilya Dall (the ex-girlfriend) got ditched by Alomar he began dating Puerto Rican hottieMaripily Rivera...
....Ms. Rivera claims that Roberto's ex is doing this out of jealously and previously told Alomar that she would "destroy" him...
....Hmmm...Alomar's new booty does look pretty good....
....If I was Roberto I'd go to the root of the problem....maybe call up the ex-girlfriend and beg for forgiveness....invite her out for a romantic picnic lunch at Crystal Lake....
....then whistle a happy tune all the way back home to my HOT LITTLE MUCHACHA....
(Thanks to SportsbyBrooks)
....Here's some BODYPAINTING from the 2009 SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIMSUIT ISSUE.... ....BROOKLYN DECKER....
Well kids....Yummy ERIN ANDREWS won Playboy's 2009 Sexiest Sportscaster of the Year! This is Ms. Andrews second consecutive title...she cleaned-up last year too!! Congrats Erin...the HBWHOF digs you too....
This was my favourite commercial during this year's Superbowl broadcast....
....which got me thinking about my other favourite Doritos' commercial....
....which got me thinking about how much the HBWHOF digs ALI LANDRY....
....Here's a sports photo....
....Valentine's Day is Saturday...Boys go get your girls something nice....
Today's the day....Here's the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Cover...
MMMMM....BAR REFAELI...A VERY HOTCHICK...AND THE GIRLFRIEND OF LEONARDO DICAPRIO... ...LUCKY BASTARD...
...Just a few hours ago President Barack Obama provided his opinion on this guy...
"It's depressing news on top of what has been a flurry of depressing items when it comes to Major League Baseball," Obama said at a news conference, adding the news of A-Rod's guilt, "tarnishes an entire era to some degree". Obama, a fan of baseball's Chicago White Sox, said he hoped children would learn from Rodriguez's shame that "there are no shortcuts". "When you try to take shortcuts, you may end up tarnishing your entire career and that your integrity is not worth it - that's the message I hope is communicated," Obama said.
Well kids, it looks like the Philadelphia Flyers are scoring BIG-TIME on the POONTANGCHARTS.... First comes news that Flyers' winger Scottie Upshall is dating NBA-TV'sMelanie Collins....take a gander....
Then...some of the Flyers' boys got a little lap action from Gina Lynn... porn star extraordinaire....
...Ms. Lynn and Flyers' captain Mike Richards...
...Gina with the aforementioned Scottie Upshall...
Hmm...I've been SERIOUSLY slacking on the posts lately...but I've got a WICKED-ASS COLD and I feel like crap....so please bear with me.... Let's begin with baseball. In two-and-a-half days pitchers and catchers are due to report for spring training. That means that it won't be long before the HBWHOF can, once again, gaze upon the beauty of OUR LADY OF SUPREME HOTNESS....
If you frequent the HBWHOF you know that I LOVE the BOSTON RED SOX....and, therefore, I HATE the NEW YORK YANKEES! Well, the big news this past weekend was the revelation by Sports Illustrated that Alex Rodriguez was on the JUICE!! Surprise, surprise!!! However, I'm not going to stand up on my soapbox and lambaste A-Rod because, AS WE ALL KNOW, there was a shitload of players sticking needles in their butts during the late 1990's up until a couple years ago.... Don't get me wrong...I'm NO fan of A-Rod...but there's a long list of MLB dickheads in line ahead of him....Mark McGwire, Sammy Sosa, Gary Sheffield, Miguel Tejada, Barry Bonds, Jason Giambi, Rafael Palmiero and many, many more....and NONE OF THEM BELONG IN THE BASEBALL HALL OF FAME....
Roger Clemens is an entirely different animal. The Washington Post reported that the syringes Brian McNamee submitted as evidence DO CONTAIN CLEMENS' DNA... ...and how about this...in Joe Torre's book The Yankee Years team trainer Steve Donahue explains The Rocket's pre-game ritual... Evidently Clemens would crank the hot tub to the HOTTEST setting...and then, “He’d come out looking like a lobster,” Donahue said. Then Donahue would rub the hottest possible liniment on his testicles. “He’d start snorting like a bull,” the trainer said. “That’s when he was ready to pitch.”
Hmm...I don't know about you...but I can't imagine Sandy Koufax or Satchel PaigeLETTING ANOTHER DUDE RUB THEIR NUTS....
....REAL PITCHERS....
OK....In an earlier post I mentioned the Montreal Canadiens throwback "Barber Pole" jerseys that the Habs wore on Super Bowl Sunday....
Well...check this out...January 31st was Golden Ice Night for the IHL's Kalamazoo Wings...and, since it was sponsored by McDonald's - all the Wings were dressed like Ronald McDonald....SWEET!!!!!
....and, not to be outdone, the Las Vegas Wranglers of the ECHL held Prison Jersey Night!! Wait until you see the goal judges dressed as actual judges - in black robes and white wigs....NICE!!!!
....EVERY SO OFTEN THE HBWHOF SEES A PHOTO OF SOME HOT CHICK THAT JUST MAKES ME STOP AND STARE....THIS IS SUCH A PHOTO....
....THIS IS KAYLA COLLINS...PLAYBOY'S PLAYMATE OF THE MONTH IN AUGUST 2008....
Let me explain why the middle of February is an AWESOME time... February 14th - Valentine's Day...it's pretty much a sure thing that you're gonna get some....February 20 - the HBWHOF's birthday...and, every year...right around the anniversary of the day that I graced the earth, the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue comes out and CBC celebrates Hockey Day in Canada!!!!! COINCIDENCE...I THINK NOT!!!!!
....THESE ARE GREAT DAYS, MY FRIENDS....
....CONGRATS TO THE PITTSBURGH STEELERS FOR THEIR SUPERBOWL VICTORY....
....THE HALFTIME SHOW WAS KICKIN'.... ....THE HBWHOF HAS SEEN SPRINGSTEEN QUITE A FEW TIMES....THE FIRST SPRINGSTEEN CONCERT I EVER SAW WAS IN 1978 AT THE MASONIC TEMPLE IN DETROIT....BRUCE WAS TOURING TO PROMOTE DARKNESS ON THE EDGE OF TOWN....IT WAS AN INCREDIBLE SHOW...FROM THEN ON - I WAS HOOKED....[a little trivia....the night after this show Springsteen went with DJ Ken Calvert to see Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band at the Pine Knob Music Theatre(..now DTE)]
....THE NEXT TIME I SAW BRUCE WAS AT JOE LOUIS ARENA FOR THE RIVER TOUR....MOTOWN ICON MITCH RYDER JUMPED UP ON STAGE AND PERFORMED "DETROIT MEDLEY" WITH SPRINGSTEEN....
....I'VE SEEN SPRINGSTEEN A NUMBER OF TIMES SINCE...TWICE ON THE BORN IN THE USA TOUR...BUT THOSE FIRST TWO SHOWS WERE MY FAVOURITES....WHEN THE E STREET BAND WASN'T TOURING WITH SPRINGSTEEN I ALSO SAW CLARENCE CLEMONS & THE RED BANK ROCKERS AND LITTLE STEVEN & THE DISCIPLES OF SOUL(Springsteen fans will know what I'm talkin' about...) ....ANYWAY...THE HBWHOF HAS SEEN A SHITLOAD OF CONCERTS...THE WHO, THE STONES...PRETTY MUCH ALL THE BIGGIES....AND NO ONE ROCKS OUT LIKE THE BOSS....
....THE GREATEST HOCKEY PLAYER IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW HAS 11 GOALS IN HIS LAST 13 GAMES...5 GOALS ON THE WEEKEND...
....WHAT DID YOU THINK OF THE HAB'S THROWBACK JERSEYS ON SUNDAY?...
....THIS IS CASSIE KELLER...SHE'S A PLAYBOY MODEL AND SHE'S A STUDENT AT CENTRAL MICHIGAN...SHE TURNS 19 TODAY...THAT'S LEGAL DRINKING AGE IN WINDSOR - SO YOU MIGHT FIND HER IN THE CANADIAN BARS...HAPPY BIRTHDAY CASSIE FROM THE HBWHOF!!!....
The HBWHOF was recently reminiscing about Peter Puck - the animated hockey puck created by Hanna-Barbera who explained the rules of hockey to kids in the 1970's....That got me to thinkin' - WHO IS HANNA-BARBERA'S GREATEST CREATION?
THE HALL OF FAMERS
MARILYN MONROE
JAMIE KOTSAY
JENNIE FINCH
LISA DERGAN
HALLE BERRY
HEIDI STROBEL
MELISSA LIMA
JESSICA CANSECO
MICHELLE DAMON
LAURA COVER
JULIA SCHULTZ
LYNNE AUSTIN
JENNIFER PANKRATZ
ANNA BENSON
LISA GUERRERO
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