....Babe Ruth started the first game of a doubleheader against the Washington Senators but was ejected for arguing with home-plate umpire Brick Owens after walking leadoff hitter Ray Morgan on four pitches. Ernie Shore entered in relief, working on only two days' rest after his last start. After Morgan was caught stealing, Shore retired the next 26 hitters for a "perfect game in relief," which history records as a joint no-hitter!!!....
....Tonight's game at the COPA should be a good one...Carlos "Mound Rage" Zambrano vs. Edwin Jackson...The Tigers begin a three-game series against the Chicago Cubs!!
....The HBWHOF was originally slated to attend Thursday's 1:05 start at the COPA but had to give away the tickets in order to attend a graduation ceremony....
....Baby, it wasn't the Cubs' fault when that douchebag grabbed the foul ball either, but they still don't get a World Series ring!
There are no asterisks in this life. Only scoreboards. And ours is currently reading: FUCKED!
- Ari Gold (Entourage)
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