RACK PACK...PART DEUX

OK...it's time for the 2nd installment of THE RACK PACK!!!
A few posts earlier the HBWHOF chose the delicious SALMA HAYEK to represent Sinatra as the Chairman of the Board of THE RACK PACK...
Today we introduce our version of the Right-Hand-Man...Dean Martin...
The HBWHOF's BRA-BUSTIN' STAND-IN FOR DEANO....is this HOT CHICK....

THIS IS DENISE MILANI....A HBWHOF LEGEND....WITH WORLD-CLASS RACKAGE!!!




....AND A PRETTY SWEET CABOOSE TOO......





.....BACK TO RACKVILLE......








...HOW AM I DOING, SO FAR, WITH THIS RACK PACK THING?.....





Yesterday's post featuring Brett Favre's six TD passes will undoubtedly be the first of MANY Favre/Namath comparisons during this football season...and the HBWHOF enjoys showing Broadway Joe....BECAUSE THAT DUDE COULD GRAB THE SHORTY'S IN HIS DAY.....

Laveranues Coles and Brett Favre celebrating one of their TD's...



...Joe Namath and Mickey Mantle...they "owned" New York back in 1969...

BROADWAY BRETT...

Way back in 1972 Joe Namath threw six touchdown passes in a 44-34 New York Jets victory over Baltimore.


Brett Favre just tied Namath's record with six TD passes, three to Laveranues Coles, in a 56-35 win over the Arizona Cardinals.



NICELY DONE MR. FAVRE.....


This is completely unrelated...but the HBWHOF likes tubing....

WOLVERINE COMEBACK...PORN & FAITH...

Let me begin by stating that I AM NOT A FAN OF THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN WOLVERINES.
I graduated from the University of Windsor and I am not an alumnus or affiliated in ANY way with U of M.
Yesterday, my wife and I headed over to Detroit to catch the Tigers/Rays' game at Comerica. Since the game had a 7:05 start, we did a bit of Halloween shopping at TARGET and then went to Joe Kool's on BIG BEAVER ROAD (geez, I LOVE that name...)
We sat down...ordered a couple beers...and looked up at the big screen to see the Wolverines getting pummelled 19-0!
Sitting right next to us was a table of Michigan State fans...a father, mom and daughter all attired in their Spartan regalia. They were sitting, smugly observing Michigan getting trounced, obviously basking in the afterglow of Michigan State's 42-29 victory over Indiana.
Then....ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE!!!
The Wolverines started to look like the second-coming of the 1972 USC Trojans....scoring touchdowns at will!!!!
Then, another older gentleman and his wife sat down next to us. The guy looked up at the screen, a look of astonishment on his face, and said, "What the hell happened! I was just watching at home and they were losing 19-0 and I shut off the TV!"
I watched intently as the Sparty family sunk down further in their seats with each succeeding Wolverine score.
Michigan scored four touchdowns in a span of 12:11 and defeated Wisconsin 27-25 for the BIGGEST COMEBACK IN MICHIGAN HISTORY!!
....and, I have to admit, it was one of the most entertaining football games I have ever seen......



I have absolutlely no legitimate reason for showing this....other than it being an excellent amalgamation of animation and porn........


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Gratuitous pic of Tyler Faith....GO RED SOX.....

GOD BLESS PAUL NEWMAN...

It's a very SAD day, here, at the HBWHOF....

The GREAT Paul Newman has died....

One of the GREATEST actors and all-around-nice-guys EVER...he was nominated for an Academy Award 10 times! He won three Oscars!! He appeared in two of the Hot Baseball Wife Hall of Fames's favourite movies....SLAPSHOT and COOL HAND LUKE....
He founded NEWMAN'S OWN..and through the sale of salad dressing, popcorn, spaghetti sauce, etc.....he has donated over $175 MILLION to charity....
In the worlds of both sports and the arts there are very few TRUE LEGENDS....
.....PAUL NEWMAN WAS ONE OF THE FEW......



"WHAT WE'VE GOT HERE IS A FAILURE TO COMMUNICATE."




....GOODBYE MR. NEWMAN.....THE HBWHOF SALUTES YOU.......

A HBWHOF HISTORY LESSON...

The Boston Red Sox have announced that they will retire Johnny Pesky's jersey number this Friday night.
This leaves me feeling quite nostalgic. So, I've come to the decision that NOW is a great time for a HBWHOF history lesson.
Let's begin with Johnny Pesky....

On the eve of Pesky's 89th birthday the Red Sox will retire his No. 6 on the right-field facade of Fenway Park. Even cooler...the ceremony will take place prior to Friday's game against the New York Yankees!
Johnny Pesky has been with the Red Sox, in some capacity, for 57 years!!
Pesky began his career with Boston as a shortstop...he later served the organization as a manager, coach, front-office employee and broadcaster.
Pesky signed with the Red Sox in 1940...he made the big club in 1942 before his career was interrupted for three years while he served his country during World War II.
Pesky topped the 200-hit mark in his first three seasons with the Sox. He was a key member of the American League-pennant-winning team that lost to the Cardinals in the
1946 World Series.
In 1,270 games Pesky managed to hit 17 homers.

Several of his dingers were said to have clanged off the foul pole in right field at Fenway Park, which is a mere 302 feet from home plate. Hence, the name "Pesky's Pole!"
Johnny Pesky is a Boston ICON.

The legendary 1946 Red Sox team will now account for four of the six Red Sox whose numbers are retired! Johnny Pesky will join his manager Joe Cronin (#4) and his teammates and lifelong best friends - Bobby Doerr (#1) and Ted Williams (#9).
IN THE OPINION OF THE HBWHOF THERE IS ONE MORE PLAYER WHOSE NUMBER SHOULD GRACE THE RIGHT-FIELD FACADE AT FENWAY......DOM DIMAGGIO (#7)


On September 28, 1941, on the last day of the season, in Philadelphia, Ted Williams began the day with a batting average of .3996. He could have sat-out the game and, still, ended the season with a .400 batting average. Instead, he played and went 6 for 8 in the doubleheader to finish the season with a .406 batting average!!!
Also on the SAME DAY (September 28) in 1960, in Ted Williams' very last game and in his final career at-bat , he hit a 450 ft. home run!!!!

THE GREATEST HITTER OF ALL-TIME.....THE SPLENDID SPLINTER.....


To complete our little baseball history lesson let me leave you with this:
On September 24, 1957, the Brooklyn Dodgers played their last game EVER in Ebbets Field!
Only 6,702 fans watched Brooklyn defeat the Pittsburgh Pirates 2-0.
A few weeks after this final victory, the Dodgers moved to Los Angeles and the New York Giants moved to San Francisco....



Geez, I think the barrage of champagne actually added body to Heidi's fabulous locks....

RED SOX IN...YANKEES OUT...NO WET T-SHIRT HEIDI...WTF?

Let me go on record here and state that I'm SUPER-PUMPED to watch the Red Sox in the playoffs AGAIN......

.....however, I'm EXTREMELY DISAPPOINTED that the HBWHOF was deprived of the sight of OUR LADY OF SUPREME HOTNESS COMPLETELY SOAKED BY CHAMPAGNE......
HEIDI WATNEY IS AWESOME EYE CANDY....HEIDI WATNEY WET IS NIRVANA....



Check out how spun-out Johnny Bench is.....the close proximity to Heidi probably caused the blood to rush to his penis so rapidly that he almost lost consciousness...





...GO RED SOX.....

GO RED SOX & THE RACK PACK...

The Red Sox clinched a playoff spot tonight after defeating the Cleveland Indians 5-4
....so the Hot Baseball Wife Hall of Fame is serving-up a special treat for all our loyal readers!
To celebrate the onset of playoff baseball the HBWHOF is featuring the first installment of THE RACK PACK!!!!!!!!
Yep, your eyes aren't deceiving you....THE RACK PACK....
Back in the day the epitome of COOL were THE RAT PACK.
Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis, Jr., Joey Bishop & Peter Lawford!!
These crazy cats ruled Vegas and Hollywood back in the 1950's and early 60's!!!


Here at the HBWHOF we have a gang of crazy chicks that rule our little world...
THE RACK PACK....these babes have RACKAGE-GALORE....and we LOVE them for it!!!!
The first member of THE RACK PACK...the head-honcho....is this BUXOM BABE....



....PRETTY SWEET RACKAGE, EH?.....



WELCOME TO THE HBWHOF - SALMA HAYEK.......















.....stay tuned as the HBWHOF introduces the other members of THE RACK PACK....

CONGRATS CUBS FOR HAVING JEN ANISTON AS A FAN!!!

Well, people, we're getting down to the nitty-gritty in Major League Baseball.
And, because I'm REALLY hoping for a Red Sox - Cubs World Series, I've decided to dedicate this post to the Chicago Cubs!!
I witnessed, first-hand, the first NO-HITTER thrown this season. I was sitting on top of the GREEN MONSTER when Jon Lester tossed his NO-NO on May 19th....it was the MOST AWESOME THING I'VE WITNESSED IN SPORTS!!
So, the Hot Baseball Wife Hall of Fame would like to congratulate Carlos Zambrano and the Cubs for their NO-HITTER against the Astros on September 14th!!
THE CUBS FIRST NO-HITTER SINCE 1972!!!

On Saturday the Chicago Cubs became back-to-back division champions for the first time...IN 100 YEARS!!!
I've been to Wrigley Field.....and it's pretty gosh-darn cool.....so the HBWHOF is hoping the Cubs and Red Sox go ALL THE WAY......
Let's pay tribute to the CUBS the way ONLY THE HBWHOF CAN.....
Evidently Jennifer Aniston is a Cubs' fan....


Let's examine Ms. Aniston a little closer.....

.....JEN BOOTY ZOOM.....


.....JEN BOOTY ZOOM.....


.....JEN BOOTY ZOOM.....


.....JEN BOOTY ZOOM.....


.....JEN BOOTY ZOOM.....


.....JEN BOOTY ZOOM.....


.....JEN BOOTY ZOOM.....


.....JEN BOOTY ZOOM.....

.......GO CUBS.....AT LEAST UNTIL YOU MEET THE RED SOX......


....THE LAST BASEBALL GAME EVER PLAYED AT YANKEE STADIUM IS TONIGHT....


....THE HBWHOF REALLY DIGS THE WASHINGTON REDSKINS' CHEERLEADERS.....

HEIDI CHECKS IN WITH THE HBWHOF!!!!!

BREAKING NEWS........
OUR LADY OF SUPREME HOTNESS CHECKS IN WITH THE HBWHOF.........

Red Sox vs. Blue Jays...Anna Rawson...

Last night I watched the Red Sox take on the Blue Jays at Fenway.
Playing through a steady drizzle Tim Wakefield delivered a SWEET 8-inning performance. The Master Knuckleballer threw a three-hit gem that stymied the Jays' batters.
Today was a complete reversal. The Jays took the first game of a Saturday doubleheader behind the masterful pitching of A.J. Burnett. Burnett tossed a three-hit, 8-1 victory.
The Blue Jays are NOW 6.5 games back of Boston!
Tonight's matchup features Jesse Litsch vs. Bartolo Colon and Sunday's game will be a classic duel between two of the BEST pitchers in baseball - Roy Halladay(18-10, 2.77) vs. Jon Lester(14-5, 3.23).
I don't think Toronto can catch Boston. The Blue Jays squandered too many games early in the season. But look out for these guys NEXT YEAR. Forget the Yankees!
It's gonna be Boston, Tampa Bay and Toronto beating the crap out of each other!!
The Blue Jays have AWESOME pitching....Roy Halladay, A.J. Burnett, B.J. Ryan, Shaun Marcum, Jesse Litsch and my prediction for a great fantasy pickup for next season - Brandon League!!!
If the Jays' pitching staff stays healthy....and they get the run support...and Alex Rios turns into the offensive threat that he's capable of becoming...this team becomes a serious THREAT to the Red Sox!!
...and perhaps the BIGGEST REASON is this dude....

Yep....Cito Gaston!!!!
The cat who managed the Blue Jays to two World Series Championships came back to resurrect this band of underachievers.
Previous manager John Gibbons was heading toward mid-season with a losing record of48-50. Cito gets re-hired on June 20th and leads his team into Boston with a 32-17 record...having just completed a 10-game winning streak!!!
I think we're in for some GREAT baseball tonight and Sunday afternoon....

Well, now that I've had my turn on the soapbox...it's time to see some Hot Chicks...
Here's The StrawMan...posing with some NICE TALENT....

...This is LPGA golfer Anna Rawson....

BIG TEN CHICKS...NOT HOT ENOUGH?

Now that College Football is in full swing...we get to ogle Cheerleaders and HOT College Babes.
The only thing the Hot Baseball Wife Hall of Fame digs more than Hot College Babes are Trash-Talkin' Hot College Babes!!
The October issue of Playboy hits the shelves tomorrow...and the cover girl just happens to be a TRASH-TALKIN' HOT COLLEGE BABE!!! Gosh, what are the odds..?
Anyway, right around this time - every year - if you scour the drugstores around Ann Arbor...it's nearly impossible to find hand lotion, baby oil or K-Y Jelly.
The reason...because - right around this time - every year - Playboy publishes a nude pictorial featuring The Girls of the Big Ten!!!
So, understandably, boys in towns like Columbus and Ann Arbor are both upset and perplexed by the fact that Playboy's Naked Salute to Big Ten Chicks has a Chick from the University of Florida ON THE COVER!!! Blasphemy!!!!
Playboy's Miss October is 22-year-old public relations major Kelly Hemberger.
The path that led young Kelly to become a Playboy Playmate began when she became a fan of "The Girls Next Door." She liked the Playboy lifestyle...but didn't think she was "pretty enough" to make the grade!
An ex-boyfriend convinced Kelly to send some amateur photos to Playboy and it didn't take long for Playboy to invite her for a test shoot!! Playboy convinced Ms. Hemberger to use the last name Carrington to divert unwanted attention...and VOILA Kelly Carrington became Miss October!
But wait...she's a HOT COLLEGE BABE...but where does the TRASH-TALKIN' enter the picture?
Ms. Carrington told the Gainesville Sun this gem:
"There weren't any girls from the Big Ten who were hot enough to be on the cover, so they had to pull someone from the SEC."

Here's some pics of the TRASH-TALKIN' HOT COLLEGE BABE/PLAYBOY PLAYMATE.... KELLY CARRINGTON....





Young Kelly achieves her dream of hangin' with HOLLY from THE GIRLS NEXT DOOR...



...and with THE KING OF THE SUGAR DADDIES...HEF...




GATOR CHICKS ARE KINDA HOT, HUH?....

Jon Lester Delivers...Joe Dirt's Love-Child......

YESSSS!!!!
The Boston Red Sox just set the NEW record of 456 consecutive sellouts.....
The HBWHOF's favourite hurler, Jon Lester, pitched a BEAUTIFUL 7.2 innings with 9 strikeouts to beat the Tampa Bay Rays 3-0 and put Boston within a half-game of 1st place!!!
......THE HBWHOF LOVES THIS CRAZY GUY.......


...............THIS CAT..........


....PLANTED HIS SEED IN THIS HOT CHICK......


....Yep, Joe Dirt took a paternity test and the results are in....he is the daddy of a newborn baby girl that arrived via the lovely womb of Playboy's Miss March 2005... Jillian Grace.....


.......NICELY DONE, MR. DIRT!!!!.........

Sellout Record...Pedroia for MVP & Our Lady of Supreme Hotness!!!!

Red Sox Update.....
When my beloved Red Sox play Tampa Bay at home on Monday night they will, once again, make baseball history!
Monday's game at Fenway Park will be the team's 456th consecutive sellout...it will break the record set by Cleveland Indians' fans who filled Jacobs Field for all 455 home games played from June 12, 1995 to April 2, 2001.
The Red Sox current sellout streak began on May 15, 2003!!!
My friends.....FENWAY PARK ROCKS!!!!!.......

Red Sox second baseman Dustin Pedroia is making a serious bid for the American League MVP....his batting avarage in August was .374.....and he scored 33 runs - the most runs scored for the Red Sox since Dom DiMaggio and Billy Goodwin had 35 in 1950!!!
My friends..... DUSTIN PEDROIA ROCKS!!!!!.............


MORE SIGHTINGS OF OUR LADY OF SUPREME HOTNESS!!!!
Yep...more of the Fenway Faithful have captured images of the delicious
Heidi Watney!!!!





(...thanks to Busted Coverage for the pics....)

My friends.....HEIDI WATNEY ROCKS!!!!!.............

The People Have Spoken...The HBWHOF Hot Chick of the Month is......

Well...our very first HBWHOF poll recently closed.
If you scroll down a bit...you'll see a poll on your right...it asked readers to vote for the Hot Baseball Wife Hall of Fame's Hot Chick of the Month.
Marisa Miller blew away the competition - taking 53% of the vote!!
So, by popular demand, here's Marisa Miller......







This is one of my personal favourites....what an excellent ass.....


Suddenly I have a craving for a cold Corona....


.....SWEET RACKAGE TOO!!!...



Congratulations to Marisa Miller...The Very First HBWHOF Chick of the Month...
...thanks to all who took the time to vote....there will be another poll up soon...

Happy Labour Day!! Halle & Angel......

Happy Labour Day!!!
Yep, it's officially the END OF SUMMER...
So, fire up the barbecues, crack open a cold one, and watch your wife, girlfriend or hot-babe-next-door slowly apply her sunscreen...and soak up the waning rays of summer...
Let's celebrate Labour Day at the Hot Baseball Wife Hall of Fame by inducting a Hot Chick who just recently experienced Hard Labour....
In March 2008 Ms. Halle Berry gave birth to a baby girl...
Halle Berry becomes our 5th inductee into the HBWHOF because she's HOT, she has an Emmy, a Golden Globe and an Oscar and she was formerly married to rightfielder David Justice!!!
Halle also performed one of my favourite First Pitches.
On May 11, 2003 - at Olympic Stadium in Montreal, Quebec - Halle Berry, sporting the GOODGEAR logo across her NICE RACKAGE, threw out the First Pitch between the Montreal Expos and the Los Angeles Dodgers....




Let's enjoy a Labour Day look at Halle Berry.....


















Gratuitous Pics of Angel Malaku.....