THE WONDER TWINS: BOSTON STYLE!!!

The past two days have been a rather emotional time for the Hot Baseball Wife Hall of Fame.
The current Red Sox - Yankees series will be the LAST time the Bosox will EVER visit Yankee Stadium!! A LOT of history occurred between these two rivals in "The House That Ruth Built!!!"
This leaves me feeling SAD....
But yesterday the Red Sox obtained outfielder Mark Kotsay from the Atlanta Braves to compensate for placing J.D. Drew on the 15-day disabled list.
By trading for Mark Kotsay they also received his wife, Jamie, as part of the package.
Jamie Kotsay was our second inductee into the HBWHOF!!! She is an extremely Hot Chick!!!
This leaves me feeling HAPPY....
Yes, my friends, in the future we will look back on these days as THE GOLDEN ERA OF HOTNESS in Boston....because the Red Sox now possess THE WONDER TWINS OF HOTNESS....


.................."WONDER TWIN POWERS, ACTIVATE!!"...................


BOSTON'S WONDER TWINS: JAMIE KOTSAY & HEIDI WATNEY

......all is right with the world........

........Gratuitous pic of Angel Malaku....

Lisa Dergan...Saint Heidi...Jessica Burciaga....

Well, other than the Red Sox beating the Yankees 7-3, it's been a pretty uneventful sporting day.
This lull provides the Hot Baseball Wife Hall of Fame with the opportunity to induct yet another Hot Chick!
Our newest honoured member of the HBWHOF is Lisa Dergan!!
Lisa was Playboy's Playmate of the Month in July 1998!!!
She has done extensive sports reporting since 2001...including a memorable stint on The Best Damn Sports Show Period. She is married to Colorado Rockies centerfielder Scott Podsednik.
She plays in a lot of celebrity golf tournaments and probably holds the title of
HOTTEST FEMALE GOLFER ON EARTH....let's examine the evidence.......



How would you like to come in after 18 holes and see that?
She looks pretty good in a locker room too......



.....or in the shower.....


.....or in the pool......


.....oh, hell, she's just freakin' SMOKIN' HOT.....




THE ULTIMATE HBWHOF OBSESSION.......
I hereby proclaim the delectable Heidi Watney to be THE OFFICIAL PATRON SAINT OF THE HOT BASEBALL WIFE HALL OF FAME.....she shall be known, from this day forward, as
OUR LADY OF SUPREME HOTNESS......
.....her smile is radiant.....


Remember....you dudes saw this here FIRST.....this Hot Chick is about to appear in Playboy.....she is destined to become ONE OF THE HOTTEST PLAYMATES EVER....YES - I SAID "EVER!!!".....her name is Jessica Burciaga.....



Pretty SWEET huh?....Are you ready for some football?

Jennie Finch & an Angel....

It's that time again....
It's time to honour our 3rd inductee into the Hot Baseball Wife Hall of Fame. For those of you keeping score at home - our first inductee was Mrs.Joe DiMaggio...Marilyn Monroe....inductee Numero Two was Mark Kotsay's better half...Jamie.
Our third inductee into the HBWHOF was in the headlines just a few days ago.
The U.S. Softball team was defeated by Japan 3-1...their first defeat since 2000!
....and they weren't too happy settling for a silver medal judging by this photo....

Our newest member of the Hot Baseball Wife Hall of Fame is the teary-eyed-but-still-smokin'-hot chick on the far left in the above photo....Jennie Finch....


Ms. Finch is a very special inductee into our hallowed hall because she far exceeds our usual necessary prerequisites to be considered for induction. She meets our high standards of Hotness....she's married to a Major Leaguer...Minnesota Twins pitcher Casey Daigle....and, above and beyond even these stringent criteria, she is also universally regarded as the MOST FAMOUS SOFTBALL PLAYER EVER!!!!


I used to enjoy watching Jennie when she'd occasionally appear on one of my favourite shows - TWIB....This Week In Baseball.
She'd take the mound and throw some serious underhand heat to Big Leaguers...most of whom struck out!!


I met Ms. Finch back in 2005 when she was leaving Cobo Hall after her appearance at the All Star Game Fanfest in Detroit....and I can honestly testify to the fact that she is EVEN HOTTER IN PERSON!!!!!!!


Our newest inductee has achieved unparalleled levels of Hotness:
She beat-out Anna Kournikova as the most attractive female athlete in an ESPN online pole...she was featured in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue....and Hugh Hefner offered her some heavy-duty coin to appear nude in Playboy...which, SADLY, she turned down....DAMN!!!

So, let's take a gander at our newest member of the Hot Baseball Wife Hall of Fame...
Jennie Finch........

(...these are for Tolly....)








Gratuitous pics of Lola Luv...aka - Angel Malaku...a HBWHOF fave....


.......man, bodypaint is the BEST!!!!!.........

Watney Watch...Nature Boy...Olympic Cheerleaders

The media in Boston are reporting that Carl Yastrzemski underwent triple bypass surgery at Massachusetts General Hospital and is said to be doing well....next to Ted Williams....Yaz is my favourite ballplayer....the Hot Baseball Wife Hall of Fame wishes Yaz a speedy recovery....

Heidi Watney Watch........
Let's begin this story with a bit of background information. Red Sox utility First Baseman Extraordinaire - Sean Casey - is buddies with Wrestling Legend - "Nature Boy" Ric Flair!!!!
Evidently Casey became acquainted with The Nature Boy after meeting him backstage after one of his matches.
Not long after being acquired by the Red Sox Casey introduced the ritual of greeting teammates in the clubhouse with a "secret" handshake followed by Flair's trademark, "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"


Now....check out this photo....


This is Red Sox reliever Mike Timlin showing-off his bow shooting prowess to NESN Hottie-In-Residence Heidi Watney!!!
First off....how freakin' COOL is it that management just lets Timlin fire-away inside Fenway Park!! Secondly, check-out the shirt that Timlin's wearing. Yesssss,
it's the Ric Flair WOOOOOOOO!! shirt.....NICE!!!!!!
Don't know if you've noticed...but Heidi's pretty easy on the eyes....

(Pics courtesy of SportsbyBrooks)

Here's a NICE photo of the Volleyball Cheerleaders at the Beijing Olympics....


Gratuitous pic of Denise Milani.........

Boston Babes...Is 'Tek getting lucky?

I live in southern Ontario. I watch a lot of baseball on Sportsnet.
Sportsnet broadcasts all the Toronto Blue Jays' games. A few years back the Hot Chick who did the majority of sideline reporting for these Jays' games was Hazel Mae.
If you're not familiar with Ms. Mae....she's HOT!!!!

It wasn't long before broadcasters in the States discovered Hazel and she was hired by NESN to cover their Boston Red Sox broadcasts. She soon became a New England favourite!!
But....all good things must come to an end....so Hazel shipped-out at the beginning of the summer.....


Hazel graced Fenway and Red Sox Nation embraced her.....





NESN paved the way for Hazel Mae's departure in April when they hired Heidi Watney to work as an on-field reporter during Red Sox broadcasts. Ms. Watney was a former Miss California contestant and covered sports at KMPH-TV, a FOX affiliate, in Fresno.
Heidi, much like Hazel Mae, is BASEBALL EYE-CANDY at its FINEST!!!



....and ,right from the get-go, the Fenway Faithful embraced Heidi.....



Looper, what's this got to do with anything?....and why the hell are you sitting at your keyboard on a gorgeous Sunday afternnon?....are questions you might ask right about now......
Well, I was watching the aforementioned Sportsnet...my beloved Red Sox are playing the Blue Jays at Fenway....and with Josh Beckett on the mound you'd think it's pretty much a sure win....NOT!!!!.....Beckett gets chased in the 2nd inning with the Jays ahead 7-0!!!!!!! WTF?????? Right now it's 15-3 in the 8th!!!
So, rather than sitting like a lump-on-the-couch and becoming bitter and disillusioned....I chose to write about the latest rumour flying around Beantown...
Jason Varitek and Heidi Watney allegedly performing the horizontal mambo....


The Red Sox captain has reportedly filed for divorce and gossip about him and Heidi is swirling around Boston....if this rumour turns out to be true....the HBWHOF would like to be the first to congratulate 'Tek and say....NICELY DONE!!!!!

Oh, Dustin Pedroia just struck out to end the game...Toronto beat Boston 15-4....
........BRUTAL!!!!!!!!.........

Anyway, you KNOW how much the Hot Baseball Wife Hall of Fame loves Erin Andrews...
I dig her in a BIG way....here's EA sizing up the competition (Heidi) while both were covering a game at Fenway.....
........SWEEEEET!!!!!!.........

.....................Gratuitous pic of Erica Ellyson.......

Rachel Hunter & Hot Chicks of the Olympics.....

Another hockey player SCORES BIG-TIME!!
Supermodel and Super-MILF Rachel Hunter just announced her engagement to Jarret Stoll of the Los Angeles Kings!!

Remember back in 1990 Rachel married Rod Stewart....had two children with him....caught him cheating on her....and divorced him.
The Hot Baseball Wife Hall of Fame has been a HUGE fan of Rachel ever since she did the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue in 1989!!! But our favourite memory of Ms. Hunter is her appearance in the music video for Fountain of Wayne's song - Stacy's Mom......



Here's some more of Rachel.......






The HBWHOF declares Rachel Hunter to be a MILF of the highest pedigree and congratulates Mr. Jarret Stoll....WELL DONE JARRET....

My friend Jason recommended that I do a feature in honour of the Beijing Olympics.
....And because the dude has exquisite taste in Hot Chicks he recommended that I begin with Australian swimmer Stephanie Rice.
So, let's check out our Olympic Talent for the 2008 Games....
Australian swimmer Stephanie Rice.....





Paraguay javelin specialist Leryn Franco.....


Brazilian synchronized swimming twins Bia and Branca Feres.....






To coincide with the Olympic Games the German edition of Playboy is featuring four of Germany's FINEST Olympians....
Petra Niemann - Sailing....

Nicole Reinhardt - Kayaking...

Katharina Sholz - Field Hockey...

Romy Tarangul - Judo...


I leave you with a gratuitous pic of Erica Ellyson....
(...she used to date Boston pitcher Clay Buchholz...she's the 2007 Penthouse Pet of the Year...)

Broadway Brett?..Lay-off Erin Andrews..you CLOWN!!

Gosh, it's been a BRUTAL stretch here, at the Hot Baseball Wife Hall of Fame...as my devoted readers are well aware - I'm a member of Red Sox Nation...I attend most of my games at Comerica Park (...and root for the Tigers...when they're NOT playing Boston)...and I'm a BIG Green Bay/Brett Favre fan.
So, with Pudge Rodriguez traded to the Yankees (ARGHHH!!), Manny Ramirez traded to the Dodgers and Brett Favre traded to the New York Jets....my world has been spinning WAY off its axis!!!
But I'm coping as well as I can...let's begin with Favre...

....and, gee, guess who's on the cover of Madden 09 in a Green Bay uniform?....


The Jets are lovin' life right now...forget Joe Namath...NOW it's Broadway Brett!!!


The Jets are enjoying a financial windfall without Favre having so-much-as touched a pigskin! The #4 Jets' jersey has already set the record for the MOST jerseys sold of a single player in a 24-hour period!!
...and StubHub went from selling 36 Jets tickets per day last week to selling over 7,000 tickets in the first 24 hours after the trade!!!

Hot Baseball Wife Update.....
Here's Barry Bonds and his Wife, Liz Watson, at the beach....she wears a bikini quite NICELY.....


In a future post on HBWHOF inductees I'll feature the wife of Phillies pitcher Cole Hamels...Heidi Strobel - a former contestant on Survivor.
For today, I'm just alerting readers to the fact that Phillies' pitcher Kyle Kendrick is currently dating Stephenie LaGrossa who appeared on both Survivor: Palau and Survivor: Guatemala......


Now...I'd like to throw down the gauntlet....
Mr. Mike Nadel is a GINORMOUS(yep...that's right...a combination of Giant & Enormous) Douchebag!!!!
On July 30th Mr. Nadel, a Chicago sports columnist for GateHouse News Service, wrote an article entitled, "Blonde Bombshell can't distract red-hot Cubs."
Here's an excerpt from this tool's column.... "Erin Andrews, the ESPN 'it' babe who clearly isn't afraid to flaunt it, sauntered around the visiting clubhouse, flitting from one Cubs player to another. Her skimpy outfit - designed to accentuate her, um, positives - had players leering at her. Some made lewd comments under their breath. Others giggled like 12-year-olds..............
Was I reading too much into all this? I don't think so. I've been a paid observer for a long time...and I wasn't exactly the only one who noticed.
As two Cubs stood near their lockers, one asked the other,'Hot? Or just attractive? Does she do anything for you?'
The inquisitor then made eye contact with me as if saying - to use a term my uncle might have - 'Hubba-hubba!'
This went on for at least an hour. Finally, [Lou] Piniella emerged from his office, ready for his dugout media session. As he turned the corner, there was Andrews in all her bare-legged, high-heeled, low-necklined glory.
'Hey, hey, hey! Look at this!" Piniella said, loudly and excitedly. "Are you doing a baseball game today or a modelling assignment?'
...Did she really feel playing the sexpot was necessary to practice journalism? She is good-looking enough and has enough of a high-profile job that she would get plenty of interviews and attention even if she showed up in a burlap sack."

Let me begin by saying, "Hey Nadel, You're a BIG PENIS QUAFFER!! SHUT THE HELL UP!!!"

The HBWHOF LOVES Erin Andrews! She is one of our FAVES!!

Here's the outfit that upset Mr. Nadel so very much.....



Hey, Nadel. She's wearing a summer dress!! The way you went on-and-on...embellishing the whole scene....IT'S GOSH-DARN EMBARASSING!!!!!
You are the LAST PERSON ON EARTH who should be questioning someone's journalistic integrity.....what a freakin' geek........

Here's Erin a few nights later...covering the Yankees-Rangers' game....

....very classy....fashionable.....the kind of chick you'd definitely take home to meet your Mom......
Here's another pic of EA at the MLB All-Star Fanfest in New York.....


ERIN ANDREWS IS A BLOGOSPHERE GODDESS....THE HBWHOF WILL DEFEND HER AT ALL COST....
We've got your back Erin....and any other area you want us to take care of.....







DID I MENTION I DIG THIS CHICK?.........

Tossing the First Pitch...from Cougars to Kittens...

Remember Nicollette Sheridan back-in-the-day...in the 80's she garnered attention for being HOT on Knots Landing...she went on to make several forgetable flicks...and then four years ago her career was resurrected by her role on Desperate Housewives.
Here's a young Nicollette.....


Here's Nicollette doing a promo for both Monday Night Football and Desperate Housewives.....




....and here's Nicollette tossing out the first pitch before a recent game between the Dodgers and the Giants...check out the shirt...


....after the throw...she meets Joe....


Remember Pamela Anderson back-in-the-day...I can distinctly recall the VERY first time I saw her on the Dennis Miller talk show...SHE WAS THE HOTTEST CHICK I'D EVER SEEN....she then landed a role on Home Improvement....then went on to Baywatch...and the rest is HISTORY.....
Here's a young Pam......


Here's some Pam...post Playboy....a tad more sophisticated.....






...and here's Pammy tossing out the first pitch, with her sons, at a recent Dodgers' game.....





After looking at the "first pitch" pics...it's fairly evident that both Nicollette and Pamela are beginning to show their age!
They both continue to possess SMOKIN' bodies...but I think the California sun and the tinseltown parties are starting to take their toll!!
Oh well, everybody grows old....but these two COUGARS will ALWAYS have airbrushing at their disposal......

Now, here's my HBWHOF kitten....Marisa Miller tossing out the first pitch at a recent Cubs' game......






MEEOOWWWWWW.......

Well...it's time for our second inductee into the Hot Baseball Wife Hall of Fame....
I'm sure many readers have a few names on their minds...after all...professional athletes acquire some VERY spectacular eye candy!!
You may ask yourself.....Who could possibly be HOT enough to follow directly behind a cultural icon like Marilyn Monroe? I'll tell you who....Jamie Kotsay!!!
Jamie is the YUMMY wife of Atlanta Braves outfielder Mark Kotsay. After her hubby made it to The Show Jamie became an internet legend. Following sightings of her at various ballparks fans began to spread the word about how Smokin' Hot Mrs. Kotsay was....and, yet, there existed NO photographic evidence to substantiate the claims....
Until two years ago when a blogger captured photos of her playing in the Athletics' Wives Annual Softball Game....WARNING: The following pictures MAY raise a male's testosterone to unmanageable levels......

Soon more photos of her began to surface...these ones were taken at another A's Wives charity fundraiser - the annual MUG Root Beer Float Day......




And then came the icing on the cake...UMPBUMP...received pictures of Ms. Kotsay from her modeling days via an anonymous source.....







......Jamie Kotsay is pretty SWEET, huh?.........

This just ain't right.......

I'm gonna miss Manny....he digs Hot Chicks too.....


Perez Hilton is reporting that Kate Hudson has ditched Lance Armstrong and is dating retired NHLer Eric Lindros.....NICELY DONE ERIC......
(photo courtesy of SportsByBrooks )

More reasons why I'll miss this Crazy Cat.....


I'm signing-off with these pics from the Ryan Sheckler X Games Celebrity Skins Classic where Kendra Wilkinson wore a very COOL golf outfit......