HBWHOF: BIG TEN CHICKS...NOT HOT ENOUGH?

Thursday, September 11, 2008

BIG TEN CHICKS...NOT HOT ENOUGH?

Now that College Football is in full swing...we get to ogle Cheerleaders and HOT College Babes.
The only thing the Hot Baseball Wife Hall of Fame digs more than Hot College Babes are Trash-Talkin' Hot College Babes!!
The October issue of Playboy hits the shelves tomorrow...and the cover girl just happens to be a TRASH-TALKIN' HOT COLLEGE BABE!!! Gosh, what are the odds..?
Anyway, right around this time - every year - if you scour the drugstores around Ann Arbor...it's nearly impossible to find hand lotion, baby oil or K-Y Jelly.
The reason...because - right around this time - every year - Playboy publishes a nude pictorial featuring The Girls of the Big Ten!!!
So, understandably, boys in towns like Columbus and Ann Arbor are both upset and perplexed by the fact that Playboy's Naked Salute to Big Ten Chicks has a Chick from the University of Florida ON THE COVER!!! Blasphemy!!!!
Playboy's Miss October is 22-year-old public relations major Kelly Hemberger.
The path that led young Kelly to become a Playboy Playmate began when she became a fan of "The Girls Next Door." She liked the Playboy lifestyle...but didn't think she was "pretty enough" to make the grade!
An ex-boyfriend convinced Kelly to send some amateur photos to Playboy and it didn't take long for Playboy to invite her for a test shoot!! Playboy convinced Ms. Hemberger to use the last name Carrington to divert unwanted attention...and VOILA Kelly Carrington became Miss October!
But wait...she's a HOT COLLEGE BABE...but where does the TRASH-TALKIN' enter the picture?
Ms. Carrington told the Gainesville Sun this gem:
"There weren't any girls from the Big Ten who were hot enough to be on the cover, so they had to pull someone from the SEC."

Here's some pics of the TRASH-TALKIN' HOT COLLEGE BABE/PLAYBOY PLAYMATE.... KELLY CARRINGTON....